I need some advice...my friend in class would always start **** by trying to embarrass me in front of girls in school. He would start doin lame **** like tellin lies that im his only friend and have no life, I dont know maybe he wants to impress the girls. What he does is making me really piss. Just wanted to know wat you guys would do in this situation. Would you tell them hes a liar or I dont know wat? Wat would you do in embarrassing moments like this?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Situations that wish never happend
- Thread starter Jamal
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
john paul
Senior Don Juan
That doesnt sound like a friend.
Next time you two are alone tell him if he pulls that **** again hes dead to you and mean it.
Next time you two are alone tell him if he pulls that **** again hes dead to you and mean it.
Hes an immature little *****.Jamal said:
Actually pulling **** like that is only gonna bring him down.Jamal said:
Being macho=insercure
No girl wants to **** the class clown.
As long as you don't react, hes just gonna bring himself down.
Don't even laugh with him.
If he says that hes your only friend than it probably means your sticking with him too much.
No one likes a clingy *****, its time for you to start making new friends.
As long as its not true you shouldn't be pissed.Jamal said:
I use to know a ****head who does the exact same ****. He'd make fun of me in front of the whole class. Well, I didn't get angry, or laugh. I just did my own thing, totally unaffected. Pretend like nothing happened. And it was good.
I also know a guy who tried to pull a zinger on me. I just told him "stfu", and he never crossed me again.
Its about standing up for yourself but also being mature about it.
LostAndConfused
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Rub him on his head and say this, directed towards the girls, "And he likes every minute of it."
For extra effect slap him on the äss and say "no homo"
For extra effect slap him on the äss and say "no homo"
Haha nice ther L&C.
"He likes the male attention
"
*looking shocked* "Your the one that gets jealous when I talk to other guys hunny"
Witty comebacks are gold. But seriously he's only doing it to make himself look guy. Insecure guys do it all the time, hell I used to do it back in my AFC days. Tell him to stop it, if he doesn't then ditch him.
But the best thing you can do now is build your rep. Go out socially with other groups. Go to parties and hook up with hot chicks. Word will get around and the girls aren't gonna care what this loser is saying.
"He likes the male attention
" *looking shocked* "Your the one that gets jealous when I talk to other guys hunny"
Witty comebacks are gold. But seriously he's only doing it to make himself look guy. Insecure guys do it all the time, hell I used to do it back in my AFC days. Tell him to stop it, if he doesn't then ditch him.
But the best thing you can do now is build your rep. Go out socially with other groups. Go to parties and hook up with hot chicks. Word will get around and the girls aren't gonna care what this loser is saying.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
haha don't sweat it bro.
Hes just insecure (like stated above)
the girls see right through him...they probably think hes a tard by now.
Just go on with your business. If you feel like having abit of fun haha use the line the L&C provided.
Hes just insecure (like stated above)
the girls see right through him...they probably think hes a tard by now.
Just go on with your business. If you feel like having abit of fun haha use the line the L&C provided.
.smooth.
Don Juan
Damn, that is some good advice guys!
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Evolution had some excellent stuff to say, accept it, and use it in your own style. That's the key with this sort of thing.
When he does something stupid put on your "IM THE ****IN MAN" shades, smile *don't be pissed out about, girls ain't into guys who can't take a joke* use the as if laugh and go from there. LandC said some good stuff, but I don't personally know your style, so adopt and use what you think is the best response.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Evolution had some excellent stuff to say, accept it, and use it in your own style. That's the key with this sort of thing.
When he does something stupid put on your "IM THE ****IN MAN" shades, smile *don't be pissed out about, girls ain't into guys who can't take a joke* use the as if laugh and go from there. LandC said some good stuff, but I don't personally know your style, so adopt and use what you think is the best response.
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my friend tried to put me down in front of my "cool" brother today, but I just bashed him back