Sir_Chancealot's Second Pattern Run

[Sir_Chancealot]

Ok guys, here goes (Yes, it's long, but it's kind of funny.)

This (girl) friend of my buddy (who is staying with me) comes over. They have been "friends" for about 10 years. He bets he can get laid with her that night. After observing the "friends" thing, I bet that he can't.
("The usual bet, Mortimer?") Anyway, I win the bet, but she stays over.

I get up yesterday morning, and my buddy and I are suppossed to go to the Riverboat casino. She gets up, and I start being ****y and funny. Now, the night before, I had said like 2 sentences to her. Anyway, I do the bit about how I am psychic, and can transfer my "psychic" power to her (all using this lame-ass french accent), and get her laughing. I ran a pattern off the top of my head on her (for the life of me, I can't remember what the hell I said!) Anyway, In about 1 hour, I have her convinced to go with me to the casinos. (She was going to go with my buddy to see his kids)

Anyway, after we are alone, I start running the "Incredible connection" pattern. Oh, this is toooooo funny. I FORGET MOST OF IT! ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!

Nevertheless, I get good results. ****MASSIVE KINO**** going on the whole time. I also run the "jerk destroyer" pattern. This chick is two days out of getting beat up by her boyfriend. You can literally still see her bruises!

Anyway, I ran some half-assed patterns all the while we were together (about 10 hours).
Actually (just like Ross predicted) I was a little shocked at how far I got with what little (patterns) I knew!!!!!!! I won't go through all the stuff I said, because it would take forever.

Here's one funny part, though. I find out that she thinks her feet are ugly, and that feet "gross her out". Now, with you guys knowing ole' Sir_Chancealot's attitude, you just KNOW I'm not going to let that one go, right?

(We had also just finished a conversation where she talked about how she would like to experience some new things).
Anyway, I say "Oh, you don't like feet huh? Have you ever had a foot massage?" Nope. So, I get her to my couch and start giving her a foot massage. While giving her a foot massage, start running some patterns on how it is relaxing her, etc.

What was really cool about this was that I could drop into the correct tonality, speed, and pacing pretty quick, when I thought about it. Anyway, I start giving her a foot massage, and have her laughing, and am running patterns, and then I say "Now, we are going to push you further than you have ever been before." I start to bring her feet up because I was going to kiss her ankle. She freaks out and starts laughing because she thinks I was going to suck on her toes!

(Not that ole' Sir_Chancealot WOULDN'T do that, but as jumpy as she was, I didn't want to press for that just yet.)
So, I ended up kissing her ankles a bunch, and one kiss on the top of each foot. She even enjoyed it.

At the casinos, she brought me pretty good luck. I was up $160 at the blackjack table, and gave her $50 to spend. She was up $40, and promptly lost it. Then I ended up losing $100 on the craps table, but it was pretty fun.

So, all-in-all, I am surprised at the success that I had with this girl. Even running half-assed patterns was better than NOT running ANY patterns. Unless I am mistaken, this chick really digs me.

(continued.....)

 

[Sir_Chancealot]

Now, to show you how successful you can be even with CRAPPY patterns, here WAS the situation....

She got beat up by her fiance two days earlier. She ends up spending the day with me, and comments several times "I don't know if we will get together again, but whatever happens, it will be a day I will NEVER forget!"

To finish my update, no I didn't go for the kiss close. She wasn't ready. I got WAY TOO MANY indicators that she is interested in me to NEXT! her on that basis. I figured since she had broken up with her fiance/boyfriend two days earlier, it was understandable.

I know, I mean I absolutely KNOW that I would have NEVER gotten this far without the help of patterns. (I know women well enough to know this). What was really funny is that she couldn't figure out why she was so attracted to me.

But WE know, don't we guys!

I plan on leaving her a WRITTEN pattern for when she wakes up today. I'll let you know how that goes.

Oh, BTW, she is sleeping (as in physical rest, NOT sex. He could be the poster boy for AFCs.

) with my buddy as I write this. She says that he is her "friend" and she trusts him not to put the moves on her.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAAAA! That goes to show you where "friendship" with a girl gets you!

OH OH OH! That reminds me, I even elicited her values! Her first requirement is "being friends" (My instinct tells me that it is more towards trust/intimacy, but I didn't have the skills to bring out what she REALLY meant.) When we were together, I told her that there was NO WAY that I would be "friends" with her, that I wanted more. You should have seen the look in her eyes!

Anyway, I will give you the update on the written patterns tonight.

Caio!

Sir_"grinning from ear to ear at 3:56 a.m. in the morning"_Chancealot!

[This message has been edited by Sir_Chancealot (edited 11-22-2002).]

 

[Sir_Chancealot]

Update.....

This chick told my buddy (remember, her friend.) that I "scared her" because she said something like "I have to be friends before I can like someone" to me. Well, good ole' Sir_Chancealot knows what THAT means, so I replied "Sorry, I am not interested in just being friends with you. I want more than that. We can be friends later on, if we've developed a relationship, but not before". Too funny! She told my buddy it "scared her". Translated: "Oh, he didn't fall for the old 'friends' line. I think my panties are getting wet". Too funny.

She said something else also, but I want a larger scope of people to interpret it.

 

[Ricardo]

I know you are smart enough not to do this. But please don't tell your buddy you are running patterns on her.

That would get back to her so quick knowing most guys that I know.