"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Singles raising children together

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Alvafe

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well good for then, tehy wanted to be considered a couple now they will have to deal with it the goverment way
 

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What's good for the gander is good for gander.. I mean goose.. I mean gandose.. Hell I dunno what to call it now.
 

Desdinova

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There is just so much wrong here....

First of all, gay people have been deemed by forces beyond our control as unable to procreate naturally. This guy used science to pass his defective genes on.

Second of all, She could easily go for child support payments if she really wanted to.

Third...
In her late 30s at the time, Busic already had a daughter from a previous marriage and wanted to have another child.
This bytch is having her cake and eating it too. She wants more kids, but doesn't want to make it work with any man. She's also likely raking in child support from her ex-husband.

I'd love to see how things turn out later on in life for everyone involved.
 
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