Since im clueless

[_sideways_]

So i go out to eat with my good friend kind of frequent. We get along and since he has a truck...i can get my errands done quicker and i treat him to eat.
Its becoming more and more that he says...oh so and so girl likes you. I dont notice cuz im starving and i figure women, especially serving food, have to be nice.
But hes all nah...she hooked you up with your meal and everyone else got regular portions. Thats one example.
Or we're loading up the truck and girl walks by smiling...he thinks its at him..but im standing behind and he notices and lol loses his smile cuz he noticed i was behind and she was smiling at me.
Just pretty much...not everywhere im not brad pitt...but at the smoothie place...at the market...
So i think hes gassing me up.
Or womens clues are so tiny subtle that i cant see them.

 

[Bible_Belt]

It sounds like a challenge. Go for it, and see if he's wrong. It's a win win for you.