Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
There is another cure for oneitis that I came up with. It is not for everyone.
JOE THE HOMOPHOBE'S OLD STYLE ONEITIS CURE
what you need
1. hot girls or any female friends
symptoms
you have oneitis, you are sick, you are depressed thinking about just 1 girl, you can't be without her and all that crap. What you need is some old style machismo through your veins to make you forget.
WHAT TO DO
Step 1: Wake up in the morning, take a shower, dress nice, put on the cologne, get ready to go out, look yourself in the mirror and mentalize yourself "im a world class dj, time to lay the smack down, whatever lines you can think of to motivate yourself and feel good and fun.
Step 2: Go up to some females and smack them on the butt! that's right smack that thing! they can be your female friends, some b|tch at the club, etc etc. With friends you have to do it in a fashion that makes it seem like kidding around and fun so they don't get angry, but you also don't want to pat them on the butt like a sissy, smack it like a man! Maybe do it after having a fun conversation, or joke around after you smack her butt. Make sure that your mood is a happy, fun mood with lots of smiles, this is why you have to mentalize yourself for it before you go out like I said in step 1.
do you remember the first time you smacked a girls butt? remember the great feeling of power? fun? the sense of being a DJ in a world full of women, you are a woman addict? the sense of machismo, the adrenaline, the testostorone flowing through your veins? Mentalize yourself in the morning, go out and party, do it in school, smack girls on the butt. Simple as that.
Why does this work? because of what I stated above, the great feeling you get, and different emotions will depart you from your depressive oneitis mood. You will go from oneitis to the confident DJ mood in no time!
Does this sound crazy and stupid? go ahead and try it if you think it don't work.
JOE THE HOMOPHOBE'S OLD STYLE ONEITIS CURE
what you need
1. hot girls or any female friends
symptoms
you have oneitis, you are sick, you are depressed thinking about just 1 girl, you can't be without her and all that crap. What you need is some old style machismo through your veins to make you forget.
WHAT TO DO
Step 1: Wake up in the morning, take a shower, dress nice, put on the cologne, get ready to go out, look yourself in the mirror and mentalize yourself "im a world class dj, time to lay the smack down, whatever lines you can think of to motivate yourself and feel good and fun.
Step 2: Go up to some females and smack them on the butt! that's right smack that thing! they can be your female friends, some b|tch at the club, etc etc. With friends you have to do it in a fashion that makes it seem like kidding around and fun so they don't get angry, but you also don't want to pat them on the butt like a sissy, smack it like a man! Maybe do it after having a fun conversation, or joke around after you smack her butt. Make sure that your mood is a happy, fun mood with lots of smiles, this is why you have to mentalize yourself for it before you go out like I said in step 1.
do you remember the first time you smacked a girls butt? remember the great feeling of power? fun? the sense of being a DJ in a world full of women, you are a woman addict? the sense of machismo, the adrenaline, the testostorone flowing through your veins? Mentalize yourself in the morning, go out and party, do it in school, smack girls on the butt. Simple as that.
Why does this work? because of what I stated above, the great feeling you get, and different emotions will depart you from your depressive oneitis mood. You will go from oneitis to the confident DJ mood in no time!
Does this sound crazy and stupid? go ahead and try it if you think it don't work.
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