Simp Alert: Husband has drinks with wife after she sleeps with 40 guys on her 40th birthday

[corrector]

This just broke out all over the internet if you google search this. This is one article of many.

One moment, please...

Who said you had to be single to be a simp? How can you remain married to a woman like that?

When the bar gets low enough then even being single is not so bad.

 

[devilkingx2]

I would agree to this if she let me sleep with 40 women for my 40th. (And helped me find them)

 

[corrector]

I would agree to this if she let me sleep with 40 women for my 40th. (And helped me find them)

The article strongly implies that the husband did not have any sex with her or any other woman but had "drinks", implying a dead bedroom or infrequent sex. The intent of the thread is not the woman (a woman having sex with 40 other guys on her birthday is not newsworthy in 2022), it's really looking at the beta-husband.

This is what beta-guy gets from hitching up with a post-wall woman who clearly has been through the CC and settled with him for security. This is simpery.

 

[manfrombelow]

The Western civilization has reached its peak and will be destroyed not by any outside forces but rather by its own people. What a fvcked up generation that truly believed men should simp women to be considered "good men".

 

[Bible_Belt]

I wondered how they ordered the guys. Did #40 know he was #40? That might be a hard sell. They probably just told the less attractive guys a time later in the evening.

 

[corrector]

I wondered how they ordered the guys. Did #40 know he was #40? That might be a hard sell. They probably just told the less attractive guys a time later in the evening.

You think the story is a hoax? You don't think they were 40 chads and horndogs?

 

[Bible_Belt]

You think the story is a hoax?

Husband: "wanna do my wife?"

Desperate guy: "Sure!"

"OK, great! I'm gonna pencil you in at #39 in the evening's lineup. You might want to bring a towel."

 

[Billtx49]

You think the story is a hoax?

There’s a limit to what any human body can physically take within 24 hours. A woman that’s not a ragged out pro doing what that article says is not believable to any rationally thinking individual …

 

[zekko]

I don't feel sorry for the guy at all. Anyone who would be okay with this is getting what they deserve.
Really, the most stunning part of all this to me is that could get 40 losers together to agree to do this. I wouldn't touch this woman with a 10 foot pole.

 

[corrector]

I don't feel sorry for the guy at all. Anyone who would be okay with this is getting what they deserve.
Really, the most stunning part of all this to me is that could get 40 losers together to agree to do this. I wouldn't touch this woman with a 10 foot pole.

Easy, she probably used Tinder. The power women have over guys these days. There are enough desperate young chads and chadlites around. Who can say no to an easy lay for free like that right? We think differently because we are older. But younger people like 20 years old is another story. What? You think she went with average guys or normies? The number would have to go up to like 400 to start including them.

 

[RickTheToad]

Bigger slut here - https://nypost.com/2022/08/03/jennifer-coolidge-i-slept-with-200-people-thanks-to-american-pie/

 

[corrector]

Bigger slut here - https://nypost.com/2022/08/03/jennifer-coolidge-i-slept-with-200-people-thanks-to-american-pie/

A woman can sleep with 1000 guys and that does not make the news. It's whatever. What is the issue is simpery.
Since no man married her, and her dating life just got a blip, it doesn't look like any man took her seriously that way.
You would say that any man who marries her is a simp?

 

[zekko]

We think differently because we are older. But younger people like 20 years old is another story.

That's true, I was much more ruled by my hormones when I was a youngster. Don't think I every would have been into trains though.

 

[Bokanovsky]

What are the odds that this story is fake? I’d say about 40:1.

 

[corrector]

What are the odds that this story is fake? I’d say about 40:1.

Why do you think its fake? What would be the motivation of putting out such a self-depreciating and humiliating story like that?

 

[Doctor Europeo]

Biggest cuck of the year so far I guess.

 

[RickTheToad]

A woman can sleep with 1000 guys and that does not make the news. It's whatever. What is the issue is simpery.
Since no man married her, and her dating life just got a blip, it doesn't look like any man took her seriously that way.
You would say that any man who marries her is a simp?

I wouldn't marry her either. She's 60. Even when she was in AP, she was 38/39. I am not sure why she was so chased by the fellas. She wasn't that great looking. Now, Shannon Elizabeth, that's a total different story.

 

[Machine10033]

The Western civilization has reached its peak and will be destroyed not by any outside forces but rather by its own people. What a fvcked up generation that truly believed men should simp women to be considered "good men".

I keep saying this....we are at the pinnacle of malfunction!

 

[Billtx49]

I am not sure why she was so chased by the fellas. She wasn't that great looking.

To the emotionally impaired guys she looks like someone’s mother. She has that look …

 

[RickTheToad]

To the emotionally impaired guys she looks like someone’s mother. She has that look …

This look?