"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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sigh...for those who dont get it, here's the HOW TO GET LAID thread

skip2mylou781

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dunno how to get a girl to ****? hmmmm lemme summarize everythin i ever said b4 since all my useful old threads have been bumped back -

a)look ur best
b)use lotsa bedroom eyes eyecontact (ala Gunwitch)
c)visualize urself ****ing the girl ur on a date with, and it will make u behave more sexual
d)send her on an emotional rollercoaster (push/pull as much as possible)
e)isolate her and kiss her

if ur a good kisser, the rest is history

lets stop with all the useless questions, any questions u got about gettin laid, post them here for me please
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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thefonz

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It's all so clear to me now....
 

pooparu

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To be honest, I think its better than 95% of the **** on this site. This is not hard **** guys, its a natural ritual its as simple as:

1. Meet
2. Allow your primal sexual urges to manifest.
3. And succeed.

Everything takes place in step 2, the negs, etc, all that **** is trying to communicate in various ways that you are of great value, etc etc, and worthy to be ****ed. Just let your sexual urges come ofrward in the right way and you don't need all those techniques, it will flow.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Totally agree, I'm changing my outlook now, meet the girl anyway you can, any freaking way you can and then go for the kill.
 

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pooparu said:
To be honest, I think its better than 95% of the **** on this site.
Stop patting the babies on the head for using the potty.
 

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Slevin, if you don't like me giving him props, then why do you even waste time just to state this? I'm sure you feel cooler though now, now the seniors will let you sit at their lunch table big boy ;),
 

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i like how the meaning of my content always gets ignored when afc flamers hijack a thread that has GOOD advice
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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