ALPHAROMEO
Banned
use a walking stick pretend you have a limp and just collapse in front of the girl ( the pity factor social psychology )
it works like magic
it works like magic
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I Am Lost 18
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I pray that this is a joke topic.
Desert Fox
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I think you fell on your head too hard OP.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
A few years back, I was genuinely movement impared.
I nearly lost the use of one leg due to a massive abcess that just about cut my psoass muscle and left me with nerve damage that took out just about all feeling between hip and ankle.
Never once in that period did my varying degres of imparement help me attract any female atention beyond professional helpfulness when I was in hospital. In fact, when I was in a wheelchair and on crutches (less so) I may not have even been regarded as a member of the human race and faced total abandonment on a few occasions when my attempts at moving myself resultaed in situations where I could have used a bit of help.
It was only after about six months, when I'd recovered enough to be able to get myself around with the help of a stick that I seemed to begin to be recognised as a vaguely human being again.
So no, I wouldn't advise that one myself.
I nearly lost the use of one leg due to a massive abcess that just about cut my psoass muscle and left me with nerve damage that took out just about all feeling between hip and ankle.
Never once in that period did my varying degres of imparement help me attract any female atention beyond professional helpfulness when I was in hospital. In fact, when I was in a wheelchair and on crutches (less so) I may not have even been regarded as a member of the human race and faced total abandonment on a few occasions when my attempts at moving myself resultaed in situations where I could have used a bit of help.
It was only after about six months, when I'd recovered enough to be able to get myself around with the help of a stick that I seemed to begin to be recognised as a vaguely human being again.
So no, I wouldn't advise that one myself.
Dante420
Master Don Juan
HEY EVERYBODY!
Get a load of ALPHA ROMEO from FRANCE!
Get a load of ALPHA ROMEO from FRANCE!
nateistoraw
Don Juan
lol, this is worse than my me talking to a homeless man with a date.