"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Shouldn't girls know when enough is enough?

Jokerlsk

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There's this one girl I know, and I'm actually kind of friends with her, although I wish I wasn't. In reality, she's really a *****. I don't know if she means it or not, but the ways she treats my friends is horrible. She's mesmerizing. She really is, and I can see why my friends and other guys get hooked up on her, but enough is enough. I have 3 really good friends who all have a giant hang up on her, and she has a bf. They all have oneitis for her, and they're all best friends. Today, what really pissed me off was when another guy, whom also has a thing for this girl, decided to talk **** about one of my friends. I told him to stfu in front of her, and she got mad at me, I wanted to call her a *****, but i held my tongue for unknown reasons.

She tries to talk to me everyday, and I don't want to be a part of that. I really don't. She talks trash about mine and her friends, and I'm not standing for this **** anymore. She's just another girl, and she shouldn't be pulling this ****. The problem is the fact that she truly is mesmerizing. I don't have oneitis for her or anything, but I honestly am infatuated with her. I just want this ***** to settle the **** down.

She needs to stop toying with my friends, and stop attempting to make me her ***** because I've been a girl's ***** before, and I'll never, and I repeat never go back to living in AFCland just hoping for a chance to get the girl. I told this girl that if she had a problem with people she needed to tell it to their face, and stop using them, and she took offense to that as well. **** that. Screw that *****. I'm not talking to her anymore, and I'm not going to let her control me the way she does my friends.

I think I know what needs to be done, and I don't care about the consequences.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jitterbug

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So much drama over a loud mouthed b!tch. You and your friends - if you hadn't mentioned the gender, I'd have thought that you're a bunch of teenage girls.
 

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It was kind of hard to read your thread Jokerisk,I mean so many of the words are bleeped out.:D But from what I could gather,you said something about a girl who talking trash about people,and she even has some of your friends hung up on her. That's growth man. Even though this girl is "mesmerizing" as you say,your DJ skills have obviously made you immune to her oneitis causing beauty. I'm impressed,but you scared me a little with that last comment.
What do you mean by you know what needs to be done,and you don't care about the consequences? What do you plan on doing?
 
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slickaz

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take her to the bedroom and make her your art gallery!
put her on top n show her your d!ck got batteries in it
the bedroom where you make families in it
make her lose calories in it!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Jokerlsk

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lmao slickaz.
I've put *****es in their place before, and although this girl isn't what I would consider a *****, she is on the borderline of it. I was just angry, and I'm not going to do anything stupid. Instead, I'm not going to acknowledge her as an equal. I'm not going to acknowledge her very much at all.
 

CaptainJ

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Neg hits. It's how you deal with Attention *****s. They go crazy to try and get your attention. Putting her in her place will most likely make her go crazy for you. The one man bold enough to stand up and tell her to cut the bull**** is a bold man. If she tries to pull **** on your friends again, put her in her place.
 
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