"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Shoulder inury = Cardio

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Hey guys, been awhile.

So i injured my shoulder doing some random lift.
Feels like a small hammer is smashing away at the shoulder/upper humerus whenever i do my bench presses, or anything else that involves that area moving.

Had a talk with my physio/Dr. friends (they work out at the same gym as me) and they told me to take 2 weeks off or it'd get chronic. (Apparently all lifters experience this and it's best to rest during it)

They suggested i just do some cardio to cut up during those 2 weeks. (In my cutting phase at the moment)

Anyway, since I've been forced to do cardio, how much is too much cardio?

I was cutting by reducing my caloric intake while still lifting heavy (Actually increasing my weights!) and it was working well... but now I've been forced to cut out the weights i wonder if my current cardio plan (for next 2 weeks):

Cycling (To and from uni, sh*tload of hills, a good couple Kilometres back and forth - literally KILLS my thighs)
Swimming x2 week (Laps, around 800-1000m ea. session)
Jogging x4 week (40 minutes)
sprints x4 week (100m dash about 3-4times)
skipping x4-5week (1000 rotations)


per week is too much? It's only for 2 weeks that i maintain this boatloat of cardio but i don't want to risk losing muscle mass all of a sudden (those precious muscles!). I'll be cutting/reducing the jogging/skipping once i hit the weights again.

Are my worries stupid and unfounded? (Was a pretty small guy to start off with, DO NOT want to return to that period)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Quiksilver

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Your body is far more qualified than we are to tell you how much cardio is too much.

You're not going to lose any muscle mass in two weeks unless you stop eating entirely.

Just do cardio and try to enjoy it.
 

EFFORT

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It depends on what your goals are and what cutting means to you.

At face value the plan looks like a mess but i can't really tell you for sure without knowing your height, weight, goals and seeing a pic.
 

mikeyb

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Agree with the above. Also make sure that you re-evaluate your diet adding calories as needed to compensate for the extra cardio.
 
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