Should there be a Don Juan Virtual “Wingman” support line in case of emergencies?

[NinjaMaster]

Should there be a Don Juan Virtual “Wingman” support line in case of emergencies? A.K.A 1 (911) Don-Juan

Kind of like a “Red Phone” hotline where Don Juan’s in distress doing various forms of picking up chicks could text and or call to receive on the spot mental and emotional support for real time, on the spot situations from Master Don Juan operators?

 

[Vulpine]

I don't think so.

Unless it was just a recording of a laugh track. You call - all you hear is laughing - at you.

...laughing at you for thinking that "women" could be "emergencies".

Hey, kid, set up your "888-For-AFCS": you'll be rich! All types of douchebags will call.

"OMG! She is throwing things at me and calling me names! What should I do!"

$5.00 connect fee plus $3.00 per minute to listen to a laugh track! Genius!

"She is flirting with another guy in front of me! What should I do?!!!"
Response: "HAHAHAHhahah. Muahawhawahaa! BLaahahAHAHa!"

 

[mangotot]

You could just start a journal of some kind and if you are 'distressed', make a post. People are bound to reply offering help and support.

 

[hudpes]

Good god, is this another troll? Or just someone who grossly misunderstands what this is all about? We don't micromanage your life, we shed light on the darkness around you. From there you need to find your own way.

 

[NinjaMaster]

You could just start a journal of some kind and if you are 'distressed', make a post. People are bound to reply offering help and support.

I'm talking about something for "on the spot/ in the field" assistance before noob DJ's screw something up beyond repair then the rest of the tribe comes in and blames the chick for it.

We complain about chicks being on their phones constantly. Might as well be able to get on the phone ourselves in the midddle of an interaction with them for support in real time from the masters of the suave.