"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Should the Patriots owner be ashamed for getting a much younger g/f after wife died?

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http://www.playerwives.com/nfl/new-england-patriots/bob-krafts-girlfriend-ricki/

Oh and here's something fun: she's 32 or less than half the 71 year age of Robert Kraft. Amazing.
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Old men are so stupid that they think young women really love them and enjoy their company. I'll bet this woman takes off as soon as the old man starts peeing his pants. Bob's wife must be turning in her grave. Don't worry Myra, Bob will pay in more than one way for the embarrassment he has caused.
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My opinion of that opinion: :crackup:

My opinion of the g/f: She seems him as a super alpha, and would rather be with him than a younger mere alpha.

My opinion of him: :up: :yes:

Because of this, I shall pulling for the Patriots, even if they are cheaters. :eek:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Does this site pay you to generate pageviews with these endless questions?

Just curious. Or are you really bored?
 
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Bitter old hos that are that are unhappy they are not as desirable. They are under the delusion that looks shouldn't matter.

Watch soon in public schools they will try to brainwash male kids to believe that its wrong to date, marry, fvck younger women.

No woman has any right to even have an opinion on any mans dating preference.

Oh and don't forget, don't shame slvts they deserve commitment also, and especially lonely old hos
 
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