VikingKing
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Should playherman be unbanned???
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Between_The_Lines
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Why was he banned?
VikingKing
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He used the word faggot a lot. He was some times harsh, but he gave very, very useful advice.Between_The_Lines said:
Basically little beta faggots cried about his use of the word.
I thought threads like this seemed familiar
Usually trolls are given a ton of leeway here. OP himself was banned a few months ago back when his username was noobolgy. And somehow he was allowed back here under a name change.
Oh wells
Because he was a crass troll that the site owner apparently really didnt like.Between_The_Lines said:
Usually trolls are given a ton of leeway here. OP himself was banned a few months ago back when his username was noobolgy. And somehow he was allowed back here under a name change.
Oh wells
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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^^ Our gaylan here fresh from b!tching about those "commitmentphobic" men over at loveshack took umbrage toward his straight talk and use of the word "faggot" spammed the "report bad post" button so often that Vice who already had sand in his mangina from past pant pissing fits against playher man decided it was good enough reason as any to cry to the big boss for a banning and voila!
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