"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Should I shave

lilplaya248

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I was just wanting to know what you all think about shaving your pubic area. Should I or should I not. I also heard it itches like hell when it starts to grow back.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Adamacker

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Dude, it ****in hurts. I was super trashed... I mean super trashed and my friends kept telling me that I'd never get laid with a bush like mine. And I was drunk, horny and on a cruise ship, as bad as this sounds, I didn't even use soap and I wanted to kill someone, anyone just bc it hurt so much the next day. Not my most glorious moment, but yeah, I did get laid that night. The women like it for some reason. The third leg isn't the prettiest thing in the world, so it's kinda like a gift to her if you know what I'm saying. I thought it was crazy at first, I would have never of thought about shaving before, but yes, women love it.
 

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I wouldnt say 'women love it'. I know for a fact my current gf wouldn't.

Either way, this kinda crap belongs in Anything Else.
 

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You don't have to necessarily shave it down to the skin, you can just trim it up a bit. I do shave mine and yes it can itch every now and then but overall no real problems. Also most women when they're giving you a BJ don't want a rainforest full of hair in there face
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Julian

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Yall are little boys for real.

You gotta shave that. I dont go down on a girl with a bush that sh1t either needs to be bald or have some kind of crazy design in it.
 

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Originally posted by Sammo
I wouldnt say 'women love it'. I know for a fact my current gf wouldn't.

Either way, this kinda crap belongs in Anything Else.
she likes the bush down under huh
 

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Originally posted by Adamacker
I mean super trashed and my friends kept telling me that I'd never get laid with a bush like mine.
You should try to stop showing your pubic hair to other guys! No wonder you can't get laid.
 

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i knew this guy once. he used to walk around the beach in his speedo, with his curly bush sticking out in all directions. it was like medusa trying to get out.

needless to say that wasnt pretty, so yeah you should keep it at least neatly trimmed.

and please dont wear speedos.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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WhitePimp

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Like an *******, I did a fully body shave once and it was cool for about a minute then hurt like hell for about a week. As for pubes, I trim them down but never shave
 

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Trimming is good but don't trim too short either. I trimmed too short once and it felt like a porcupine scraping against my upper thighs when I walked.
 

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gotta shave the sh!t, no matter what. not only because chicks like it better, but because it's more sanitary and feels better.

would you be cool with your gf having a big ass bush? you wanna taste her pubes?? didnt think so....

dont shave it to the skin tho, unless you wanna tuck your d!ck behind your legs and make it look like you have a *****y.
 

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Trim it using a #2 or #3 guard. Move up to a #4 or so for your legs... not only is it more sanitary to trim, but it's visually more pleasing.

Here's a quote from a different thread:
Originally posted by diablo
... less hair = less body odor. The less hair you have, the less there is for potentially odor-causing bacteria to adhere to. The more you have, the more body odor you're likely to have...
 

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I think both men and women should shave thier pubic hairs, it is more sanitary plus it is supposed to feel better during sex, better sensitivity when both people are shaved.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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arq-dj1

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ya right
but how tha hell u shave ur balls?
that skin area isn't like your face, so what do u do?


and im thinking about shaving my a$$... i dun like girls with florests down there, neither them...

can u guys give me some hints not to hurt myself while doing?
:(
 

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*Thanks his lucky stars that he isn't follicularly over-endowed*
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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