"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Should I return her rifle?

bluenorther

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I've gotten involved with a long-time client whose old boyfriend died a couple of years ago. I used to almost cream in my jeans thinking about going to her place for job calls. Now I could have her!
Since the b/f died, she's been struggling hard and had a lot of trouble with housemates who turned out to be bums. She was sleeping with her dad's old hunting rifle! One night she gave it to me for safekeeping.
I gotta confess, she needs a man around way more than I can be there for her. It would help if her phone worked. It would also help if she was more interesting in bed.
Yesterday I stopped by and her old ex's car was parked in front. Nobody answered when I knocked at the door.
Even if he's shagging her, I doubt she makes it any more interesting for him.
I gotta get this rifle back to her.
Do I make her come for it, or should I drop it off when I'm in her area?
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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bluenorther

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Well sh!t, that was too easy... I went by her house today, and they were both home. The front door was wide open, but no sound coming from the back bedroom. I went in and parked her Mauser by the front hallway, petted the dog, and left.
 

PapiChulo

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Canada, eh?
Mauser, you say. Hell, I would keep that for myself.
 

goundra

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yeah, you're thieves, just steal it from its rightful owner.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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bluenorther

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Yeah, it's a sweet little piece, but I couldn't find out the model. I already have a WW-1 Enfield 303, and some classy black powder pieces.
 
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