"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJ McBuster

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My gay friend told me yesterday this woman I met only once thinks I am super hot. She was only average looking, lets say a hb 6, and I was still with my ex-girlfriend then, but now things are diffrent. I mean I don't need her or want her, but my friend tells me she is very horny and would love to jump all over me. So my question is should I take her out and do her, or pass on her because she does not meet my regular standards....I mean I love *ussy, but I hate females with no backbone and I am getting laid every night all ready, so is worth it to add another silly girl to my collection?

DJ McBuster
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Anomalous

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I think your just trying to pull off a smoothplayer056/TieDie.

Basically, your trying to brag to us "How pimping you are."

If your getting laid all the time then why ask us this pointless question. You say HB6 I doubt it. People on here raise that just to look good on the internet.....WTF.

Be real. If you were getting laid every weekend your mindset would have been set, thus you wouldn't need our advice about this HB6.
 

DJ McBuster

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whyshy said:
I think your just trying to pull off a smoothplayer056/TieDie.

Basically, your trying to brag to us "How pimping you are."

If your getting laid all the time then why ask us this pointless question. You say HB6 I doubt it. People on here raise that just to look good on the internet.....WTF.

Be real. If you were getting laid every weekend your mindset would have been set, thus you wouldn't need our advice about this HB6.
In response to this I do not mean to brag, and I have no reason to lie. I just want all the details to be known. I am not desperate but I like women, and I have learned to value more than just looks. Whose to say hb6 is not a wonderful lover, or a total freak in bed. I am merely asking if it is right to lower your standards for an opprotunity that does not present itself everyday. I mean she lusts for me openly as a stranger, I must admit that is intriguing even to a well satisfied man like me...
 

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Don't lower your standards.

Find the 8's-9's who lust after you like this 6 does. If you start hanging with girls of that level, you'll turn off the ones who are "higher up on the food chain" (for lack of a better example).

Why in the heck do you need to ask this question? I wouldn't do it... no way, man.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DJ McBuster said:
In response to this I do not mean to brag, and I have no reason to lie. I just want all the details to be known. I am not desperate but I like women, and I have learned to value more than just looks. Whose to say hb6 is not a wonderful lover, or a total freak in bed. I am merely asking if it is right to lower your standards for an opprotunity that does not present itself everyday. I mean she lusts for me openly as a stranger, I must admit that is intriguing even to a well satisfied man like me...
Look man, you shouldn't let us make decisions for you. Just because she is a HB6, well like you said she could be great in bed. Follow your heart, it sure wouldn't hurt F Closing her (unless she has STD's or HPB's)
 

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Seems kinda obvious, if you're not attracted to her, don't do it!
 

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well in this case man, seriously do what you effing well like.

if you feel she's worth the bang, then so be it.

if you feel she's "below you" then so be it.

it's really up to you.

cheers to whatever you decide to do. :whistle:
 
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DJ McBuster said:
My gay friend ...
This is where I stopped reading...who could take you serious after those 3 words??
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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wheelin&dealin

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The Bad Ass Canadian said:
Don't lower your standards.

Find the 8's-9's who lust after you like this 6 does. If you start hanging with girls of that level, you'll turn off the ones who are "higher up on the food chain" (for lack of a better example).
I tend to always follow this line of thought. However... if you're bored on a tuesday night.. what the hell.. call her up.
 

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My question is, do you trust your gay friend? People sometimes play these games.
 
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