"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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backbreaker

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i swear to god I can't win for loosing.

So I am sitting here getting ready to do.. I really don't know what yet, but something, and I get a call from her (my old oneitis). She just got pulled over, and she has a suspspended license from about a year ago and there is a warrant out for her arrest becuase of it (I told her hundreds of times, pay the damn 150 dollar fine and get it over with, but no, she's always too broke to pay it) she calls me, crying, and asks me what should she do. I'm like **** I don't know, go to jail?

So she is on her way to a holding cell I prusme.. first of all, why in the world does she call ME. SEcondly, is this the correct itme to say you know what.. **** it. I'm done, call your BF, the gay guy who you just love so damn much.

I mean, I wouldn't want to be left in jail, and I can bail her out if I had to, tha'ts not the problem.. the question is.. SHOULD I.

that's her again.. her bail is 500 bucks, which I know i will never get back.

I have a right mind to say **** it and **** her, call your BF...??
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Desdinova

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I know your stand on not burning bridges, but it's about fukkin time you burned this one! This cvnt has been causing you nothing but trouble and stress for as long as I can remember. I'm going to ask you, what benefit is it having her in your life? Write yourself a list of all the positives and negatives to having this woman in your life. If the negatives outweigh the positives, you need to kick her out of your life.

There's nothing wrong with burning the occasional bridge. If it prevents an a55hole from coming across that bridge to fvck up your life, then it works in your benefit.

Let her go to jail. If you bail her out, you're validating what she did was right and she won't learn 5hit from the experience.
 

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JUST SAY NO!

She was an irresponsible bych, now let her learn her lesson here. Or let her bf who she's fvcking bail her worthless azz out.

So, why you? Cuz she figures you're more AFC than him that you might actually bail out an ex who is already fvcking another man!!!:crackup:

And you think she'd ever bail YOUR azz out? I think NOT!
 

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she isn't even an EX.. we never dated.

but you made a point.. I know damn well she wouldn't bail me out. hell I left a message and told her I was in the hosptial last week and she never called.

the irony is, we talked yesterday for about 15 mins for the first itme in a while. She is out of town filming a movie, and she has no phone to call people on, which was her excuse for not calling me for 2 months.

then the throws out the fact that she is dating this gay guy and he comes up to visit her every other weekend and how she doesn't want him to because she doesn't really like him, etc.

me not being dumb, say basically, so what, did you WRITE him for 2 months? how did you call him and you couldn't call me once in 2 months, just to say hi. And then I basically say that I see how high I am on your prority list.. and she coudldn't say anything, and I knew it was right.. I'm not very hight on her prority list. that's fine, becuse she isn't high on mine either, that's not the point.

the point is, when she needs something, anthing of importance, she calls me. I'm done.

I used to make excuses for her because she is georgous, but that really is about all she has going for her. She is lazy, not very bright, insecure... I hate to see her in 5 years, i really do, she's going downhill. she isn't in school right now and is 1 year awayfrom graduation
 

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"You are so freakin lucky!" Man I wish my old oneitis would call me with favors! lmao seriously bro, do you even need adivice? think about it....she has caused you more pain and suffering over the years. I'd let her be in jail personally. Why does she call you? "BECAUSE SHE STILL BELIEVES THAT YOU WANT HER!" And she knows that you will do anything to be with her! DON'T BE A DUMB***! Your smarter than that! (Hell an I don't even know you)

Know is the perect tyme to say " **** it. I'm done, call your BF, the gay guy who you just love so damn much."

Honestly my best advice would to let her a** stay in the damn holding cell. Sht it can't be that bad. You no exactly what to do!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dude your pretty dumb. it has nothing to do about wanting to be with her. it has everything to do with helping someone get out of JAIL, and I know she called me first becuase her parents aren't in the best financial situtation possible.

anyway, she's staying in the holding cell for all I care, I wish she would go to gen pop
 
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