Perhaps some clarification is in order. I am not advocating a quick trip to a seedier corner of the city for a roll in the hay with a woman of the night. I have a friend who was rather frustrated with his lack of decent women and his virginity always in tow. So, last summer, on a trip to geneva, he employed the services of the courtesan and told her what he wanted to learn.
As for the sex therapists, I use that term with some hesitancy, but there are professional women out there who make a practice out of teaching men how to be better in the sack. They tend to be quite professional and often teach through some hands on experience. This is often the case with some higher-end escorts.
Quite frankly, it is only an indignity when you have no other options, which is obviously not the case. In fact, there are several reasons I would advocate visiting a professional.
1) It does not require you to sacrifice your standards or your self respect.
If anything, you can choose a woman who fits your standards and fetishes specifically.
2) Its safer.
It is a controlled environment where you do not have to worry about STD's, pregnancies, or waking up with your wallet missing, all problems in the bar scene.
3) There is no embarassment or performance anxiety, which inevitably leads to better sex.
If you can't perform, they are there to help you. They will do so in a professional manner, and with insights you would never obtain during a ONS. Ultimately, this leads to your better performance, and the ability to practically ruin any woman for any other man. Let me tell you,
that's a confidence builder.
4) No commitment or messy emotional entanglements.
Due to the professional nature of the relationship, you don't have to cuddle, call, and you won't feel like a jack@ss even if you never see them again...ever. Oh yeah, and you never have to worry about meeting the parents.
5) It gets the job done.
You acheive the release and experience without having any stories for your best friend to relate at your bachelor party. This allows you to focus on more important things in life.
6) Simple convenience.
They are there for you, whenever you want them, and never when you don't.
7) The money issue is a non-issue.
You don't
have to pay for sex. Most guys will object to the use of professional services provided by these women because they are solidly of the opinion that you should
never pay for sex. But let's think about it...Isn't that what you're doing going on a date or three with a woman with no gaurantee of any return on your investment? I rest my case.
8) Practically and economically it just makes sense.
If you're not looking for a relationship, but rather some quick experience, it just makes sense,
Period.
Don't misconstrue this as me promoting a reliance on the services rendered by such professional women. I'm merely saying, that it is really not an option he should be overlooking. Not to mention that it is much preferrable than going to bed with a butter face or going on safari with a verifiable hippo and waking up to the realization that it hurts when you pee.
Never say never. Think about it.
-CyranoDeBergerac
