"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Should I join the Navy?

dice

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I'm 28 years old working on my Associates at the local community college. I live with my single mother who is 65 years old. The Navy seems like a way to finish my degree and travel the world at the same time, all while getting paid pretty well to do so. Whats ur opinions on this?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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zorg198

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If you see the army something that can contribute your status and make you more successful man in the future i will say why not? in the end its just like a job but with uniform .
 

Bible_Belt

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Look into rotc scholarships so that you can go in as an officer after they pay for your 4-year degree. The navy's scholarships are harder to get than air force or army. Go with whoever will make you an officer. It's less work for more pay.
 

Dust 2 Dust

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Navy life isn't for everyone. You'll be out to sea 6 months of the year and if you enlist your first 2 years are gonna be rough. You'll get stuck with all the crappy details that none of the higher ranking sailors want to do and there is no privacy on the ship if you're enlisted. You can go to college, but most sailors are too tired after working a 12 hour shift to go to class or do school work. After 4 years you can go to college on the GI Bill though.
 

Handsfull

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Bible_Belt said:
Look into rotc scholarships so that you can go in as an officer after they pay for your 4-year degree. The navy's scholarships are harder to get than air force or army. Go with whoever will make you an officer. It's less work for more pay.
What he said! Although the Air Force IS more competitive for commissions.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

PapiChulo

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I wanted to apply to join the navy too as a direct entry MARS officer, but opted out for army instead, as it seems that any kinda relationship is gonna be hard to maintain when you are out to sea.
 

Down Low

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By all means, finish your associate degree first, then bone up on the entrance exam. You want to go the officer route simply b-cuz it pays better. 20 and out.
 
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