Should I have SEX with this older woman?

[ShortTimer]

Alright here's the deal guys:

I have a female friend, let's call her Julia... because her name is... well Julia. She's 12 years older than me and we've been friends for over six months or so now.

A week ago she got drunk and did something mildly suprising. She told me she wants to fvck the **** out of me. Sounds good right? Well here's the thing: she has a fiance waiting and they are supposed to be married this summer as well as a possessive ex-husband who wants her back.

By the way our situation is set up I doubt either men would ever find out if I did anything with Julia. She has this fantasy about a younger man and she says it would be only a one time thing. While she is a good amount older than me she's still attractive.

I'm kind of at my wits end as to what to do, she drives me crazy sometimes but the things she's told me about would make her wild in the sack... so what I'm asking is: should I do it?

 

[quest]

if you don't someone else will..

whats her phone number?

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Do it man, there's so much you can learn from this woman. Plus, who are you to deny her the pleasure of a hot, steamy sex session with you?

 

[HKgunslinger]

If she's that into the concept, specifically with you, ****ing go for it. Just make sure she doesn't have any "surprises" downstairs, waiting to jump on your ****.

'Slinger

 

[alphawolfx]

yay he's an evanescence fan

 

[biker_gixxer]

A week ago she got drunk and did something mildly suprising. She told me she wants to fvck the **** out of me

Don't you just luv when this happens? You should have found a private area and given it to her right then and there, she would have LOVED it.

 

[Bonhomme]

Engaged?

OK, she's engaged to her future ex-husband and divorced from an AFC.

I recommend the following -- before she gets married again:

1) Go to your nearest hardware store.

2) Get some industrial strength condoms.

3) Have at it.

 

[Climax]

w00t!

If you are 100% sure that it will only be her and you that know about it, then go for it, or like quest said, someone else will. So go for it, the worste that will happen is that a few years down the line her husband will find out and hunt you down and drown you in a pool or something


Laterz...

 

[Golden Arms]

Uhhhhh


YES

 

[SamePendo]

Let me remind the ****faces that said NO, that ShortTimer is a woman.


YES


Oh, and by the way... how about a a-la-Diablo post?

 

[ShortTimer]

Originally posted by SamePendo
ShortTimer is a woman.

What?

I have a penis... I thought that made me male...

 

[diablo]

Originally posted by ShortTimer
I have a penis... I thought that made me male...

True, but it doesn't make you straight. I mean, out of all of the sites in the world to post on, you're here asking if you should have sex with a woman who's told you she wants it? What do you expect to hear "No, it might hurt her ex-husband's feelings"... "She has a fiancee, shame on you!". Jesus, go hit it while you still can.

 

[Centaurion]

I hereby nominate ShortTimer for having the most retarded thread of the day.

Good job mate, the competition is pretty sitff.

 

[ShortTimer]

This thread was partly in jest, however...

I openly wonder if I should have sex with a particular woman and that makes me gay? How fvcking stupid and homophobic are you people? Try not to get any drool on the keyboard, fvck-tards.

Oh I'm sorry I forgot 'normal' men were a bunch of fvcking retards. I forgot for a moment that if it has a hole y'all stick your penis in it and damn any consequences. I forgot how weak, petty, vein and foolish you 'normals' are.

The world is a sh!thole and you dumb fvcks have the nerve to wonder why. You unthinking, unreflective masses are the reason the world is a sh!thole. Thank you for reminding me why I hate people.

I won't make the mistake again of taking anyone's council but my own. What that translates into children is this: I won't be coming back.

For those who are too dumb to comprehend what I just said, let me put it in language you'll understand: Fvck off and die.

 

[DeathDealer]

ShortTimer sounds like a gay boy who needs approval from real alphas.

Scene:

Little wolf boy shortimer in front of big wolves like me and real alphas. We watch him acting all eager while we chill back for a bigger kill.

 

[thefonz]

Originally posted by ShortTimer
This thread was partly in jest, however...

I openly wonder if I should have sex with a particular woman and that makes me gay? How fvcking stupid and homophobic are you people? Try not to get any drool on the keyboard, fvck-tards.

Oh I'm sorry I forgot 'normal' men were a bunch of fvcking retards. I forgot for a moment that if it has a hole y'all stick your penis in it and damn any consequences. I forgot how weak, petty, vein and foolish you 'normals' are.

The world is a sh!thole and you dumb fvcks have the nerve to wonder why. You unthinking, unreflective masses are the reason the world is a sh!thole. Thank you for reminding me why I hate people.

I won't make the mistake again of taking anyone's council but my own. What that translates into children is this: I won't be coming back.

For those who are too dumb to comprehend what I just said, let me put it in language you'll understand: Fvck off and die.

I'll bet you anything he had tears rolling down his cheeks when he was typing this.......POOOR BABY

 

[Don Juanabbe]

Gawd, I feel sorry for the poor chump who's about to marry her....

 

[affliction]

I am fvcking a 39 year old woman right now, dude. It's great, man. I say go for it.

 

[Don_Joffe]

in my experience, you get 1 shot with a girl and then she losses interest forever if you dont take it.
BANG HER.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

i coulda sworn she was a girl too