"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Should I even bother

DarthJuan

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I'll try and condense this:

-I'm about 85-90% getting over one-itis with a girl i use to date.
-i'm exhausted with all her drama and I'm getting as far away as possible.
-she can be an ultra-bytch so some people are spreading really nasty rumors about her.
-she doesn't want to speak to me anymore because she thinks i'm still super clingy and jealous.

So should i even bother helping her out one last time before I sever all ties completely?
Or should i just let her deal on her own?

As it stands right now, I'm just going to move on with my life and let her deal with it on her own.
But there's a little part of me that would like to help her because I don't think she deserves this reputation. She does deserve something bad for all the crap she gives everyone else. But not something that's made up.


Darth.to.the.Juan.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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musclyjerk

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Don't be a chump. Move on! If she requests your help tell her that's something she's gotta deal with on her own for acting how she does/being how she is.

I dont care if she's cutting herself and crying on the phone to you. Move the hell on.

Don't reward her for being an ultra-bytch. Sheesh.

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Hello, to Captain save a bbiittcchhyy ho"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are a fool to think such!!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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