Should I bang this girl?

[squirrels]

Okay...here's the deal:

Back when I was on my "stripper kick" (which ended badly, as some of you may remember), I met this dancer in one of the strip clubs in B-more. I bought a lapdance from her, wasn't really thinking about trying to "DJ" her or anything at the time. Then as I was leaving the place drunk that night I asked for her phone number. She gave me a half-assed smile/giggle but she had that "eww no way" look in her eye. So I just laughed and left.

Then my friend and I were up in there maybe a month later. She comes up as she's leaving to go home and starts talking to me. I've got my arm around her, etc, and I ask for her number, and she gives me the "Just give me yours" line. I wasn't going to, but then my buddy starts to give her HIS number pretending it's MINE, so I hooked her up with MY number. She never called.

After the drama with that one girl, I kinda got on to other things and met/hooked up with some other girls, but after a couple months, last Friday, I ran into her again. SHE came up and talked to ME. We bullsh*tted for a while but she had to get "back to work," so SHE asked ME if I had a phone to take her number with. I already called once and got the voicemail and it's legit.

Now this girl doesn't seem to have much potential for love and I dont' want to get romantically involved with her or any stripper for that matter. But supposing all she wants to do is f**k...should I hit it? God knows I want to.

I'm worried about how much she's been "around." I mean, it wasn't like she just handed out her number and said "call me, we'll hook up," it was a struggle. But still...

So I'm posting the poll here. It'd probably be a one- or two-dater, however long it takes me to get in her pants and then I'll just detach easy. Assume for a moment that I CAN do this without getting attached. If it was you, WOULD YOU?

 

[JT47319]

OFC you should hit it.

The real question is whether or not you even CAN.

And your wingman sounds like he was ****blocking you.

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by JT47319
OFC you should hit it.

The real question is whether or not you even CAN.

And your wingman sounds like he was ****blocking you.

Yeah he's one of those guys that's useful in certain situations (one of the few people I can go to strip clubs with), but with women he just gets in the way. He's your buddy when it works to his advantage. I gave his ass a lift to the beach during the car-cruise week and then he tries to ditch me to go to this club because there's this girl he likes that was supposed to be there but she used to like me and he's afraid I'll get in the way.

But anyway...I really don't care about the emotional aftershocks of something like this. My main concern is potential to catch something nasty. But I guess you take that risk with any casual sex encounter. She doesn't SEEM slutty (like the last stripper did ).

 

[NewMan]

do you really have to ask?

I say don't call her - then go to the club about a month later.... that way you don't look desperate - and she'll wonder why you didn't call her like many of her b#tches do.

 

[Omega]

She's a stripper. That's all I'm going to say.

 

[DJ Alejandro]

she's a stripper. think about it. their job consists of being hot and seduce men.

there's no doubt that she may probably be one of the best lays you're gonna have but think about the possibilities of getting STD. this tips the scale off for me.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

After what you went through with the other stripper, I'd think it would be a clear cut sign for you to stay away from all strippers!!!

What makes you so confident that you could bang her that quick? Yeah, yeah I know she's a stripper, but that still doesn't assure you that you'll get @ss, you might get something else that you weren't planning on though.


I'd say a stripper's a stripper and a *****'s a *****, so don't waste your time.


PIMP

 

[squirrels]

Heh, looks like she's gonna flake on me after all...oh well.