"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Should I bang this bold chick?

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Target_100

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Shes nice looking, easily a hb8, but shes got no hair what so ever due to some disease I think. She wears a wig of course most of the time.

So should I bang her or is this shyt too weird?

I'm really bummed here. I wanna get my numbers up and have a good time, and I guess in the future I'll look back and have a laugh about it, but then again, maybe its just too screwed up to do it.... Maybe I'll have some trauma or some **** later on....


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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Cruise

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You can't get cancer through banging this chick dude.

And, anyways, you'll probably be the only one to get her little juices up. Now go out there and give women wild screaming orgasms!!!
 
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A good, hard banging may just re-ignite her hair growth again. Suggest it to her.
 
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It's not cancer, its some other ****. It's not lethal. As I understand its a hair disease or some shyt like that.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Maybe you'll lose your hairs on your balls after that...that would be hot! Post a picture.!..of her..not your balls.
 
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just do whatever you feel like.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You mean bald right? XD Put yeah, if she is interested I say go for it. She's a HB8 right? So where is the problem here? Does anyone see this?
 
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My current mindset on this is that its too weird... I mean if she had had hair she would be an 8.

I banged a fat chick once and that felt pretty crappy when I woke up sober on the couch and looked over at my bed the next day...
 
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HAHA!

Funny you should start a thread about this. I was just watching pr0n flick where some bald chick was getting gangbanged. When the guys were about to finish they took her wig off and busted nut on her bald head. I was laughing so hard my girlfriend thought I was having a seizure.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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first of all its BALD not BOLD.....

and since shes bald and has no hair..and no eyebrows...i doubt shes anywhere near an hb8, but if you wanna bang her...go ahead...but just makes sure the wig doesn't fall off and turn off the lights.
 
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hahah, I was trying to figure out what was so bold about her
 
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