"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Should ex-p0rn star be treated like "nurse with 2.5 kids in Indiana"?

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I was reading this, and it got me interested:

http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...y/news-story/106695d7e5eec3e050538697cfac7d28
“I wish that people would treat me like they’d treat a married registered nurse with 2.5 kids in Indiana. That’s how I wish people would treat me. But it’ll never happen — that’s probably why I don’t think about it.”
My opinion: Women are very resentful of a woman who has helped to dispense sexual gratification to men, in contravention against women's imperative to cartellize the poontang. And ex p0rn stars like this that lament their activities (that make, as in this chick's case, $60K per month :eek:) are a lot like chicks who slut it up during their highest Sexual Market Value days, and then after the value decreases want society to allow them to "re-virgin" so that a nice beta man will "man up" and stick his member where a lot of (typically much larger :rolleyes:) members have gone before. What a load of cr@p! :down:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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