"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ShortFrameCel goes back to high school to mack chicks

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While at the two schools, the 5-foot-4, 120-pound Scheich, who was then 26, “appears to have blended in with other students,” said Lincoln Police Assistant Chief Brian Jackson. During that time, Scheich also allegedly began initiating relationships with young girls, in some cases even meeting the girls’ families. In one instance, Scheich allegedly sent a 14-year-old girl messages asking her to engage in sexual acts with him.

He also made similar contact with a 13-year-old, police say, sending her money and then requesting nude photos from her via text message. Reports indicate she complied on at least one occasion. “So what do I get this time??” she reportedly asked Scheich after sending the image.
my opinion: I think a lot of these ephebophiles are ShortFrameCels like this guy because they realize that it's so OVER for them that it hasn't even STARTED, and that their current morphism is only attractive to young teen girls, not because they are creeps. I'm sure that if 20-something chicks would accept them as dateable, they would be going with these adults.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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