"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Heretolearn

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Hey,

You gurus out there probably know about this but going to a rich neighbourhood and going grocery shopping was ridiculous. Ratio of women to men 9-1 and most of the women have looked after themselves.

I assume most would have bf, partner etc but for you advanced gurus you might be able to work something out!

Anyone ever done this? Any stories?

good luck!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MightyMate

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I saw reallydope girl once. She was with 4 guys. I was with 1 friend. I started following her. After some time i for 1 minute guys went into sports shop and she stayed outside. Then my friend also went to this sport shop and i came to her. STarted spekaing some bull****. Whil i saw guys are going back i askd her for #. She gave it, when they ame i say 'Yo' and went away.
Feww days after we had really dope sex.
 

Paradox

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Originally posted by MightyMate
I saw reallydope girl once. She was with 4 guys. I was with 1 friend. I started following her. After some time i for 1 minute guys went into sports shop and she stayed outside. Then my friend also went to this sport shop and i came to her. STarted spekaing some bull****. Whil i saw guys are going back i askd her for #. She gave it, when they ame i say 'Yo' and went away.
Feww days after we had really dope sex.
This reply sounds like something my baby brother would write. In fact, it was so childish that it prompted me to look up your posts.

Why are you posting in the Mature Man Forum? You have 107 posts in the High School forum. Eight of these High School forum posts were posted in the last week.

Who are you trying to fool?

What do you hope to gain from posting in the Mature Man forum?

Why would you post in the Mature Man Forum and the High School forum?

We do not really want or need the opinions of underage posters here.

What is so attractive to High Schoolers here? I don't get it.

In any case teens should not post here. I have underwear older than some High Schoolers. Go away teens. Ever heard of this expression "Children should be seen and not heard."

How many different ways can we say this? Go away teens! You are not wanted in the Mature Man Forum.

Go away teens! You are not wanted in the Mature Man Forum.

Go away teens! You are not wanted in the Mature Man Forum.

Go away teens! You are not wanted in the Mature Man Forum.

Go away teens! You are not wanted in the Mature Man Forum.

Go away teens! You are not wanted in the Mature Man Forum.

Go away teens! You are not wanted in the Mature Man Forum.

Go away teens! You are not wanted in the Mature Man Forum.

Knuckleheads!
 

TooColdUlrick

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nO sH!t, dAtZ rEEly dOpE! :down:
 

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these are two grocery store openers I use and have found to be effective.


1. What's for dinner?



2. You aren't going to buy that, are you? (as she is looking at an item).

You can then comment on the items she has in her grocery cart or whatever else. Nothing that special, just two openers to get the ball rolling.

fan27
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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