"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
shiny eyes
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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actually no information doesnt make stories (it is just information, experiences make stories
not information) and i dont see how it could.however women seem to like guys who are intelligent and not nerdy, (i am intelligent and the total opposite of a nerd) but thx anyway man, good luck with the ladies
eheh, matt, you know you sound like me, with what you define a bunch of useless stuff? that's exactly how my friends playfully refer to my knowledgeOriginally posted by Matty838
actually no information doesnt make stories (it is just information, experiences make stories
however women seem to like guys who are intelligent and not nerdy, (i am intelligent and the total opposite of a nerd) but thx anyway man, good luck with the ladies
anyway, today at arts' history class, we were analyzing "la gioconda" by leonardo da vinci (hope you've heard of that, it's the painting of the monna lisa). i wasn't paying attention, until the teacher pointed out the fact that monna lisa has sparkling eyes with a twinkle inside! then, she said that that is because eyes are filled with water (i'm not talkin scientifically, since i want to make it easy and simple) and that led me to the conclusion that matt has already brought out: drink lots of water
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
its the best way to go, also sugary foods and things like alcohol destroy the sparkle, for each glass of alcohol u drink u should drink 8 glasses of WATER, surprisingly u need at least 8 glasses of water compared to the following: 1 glass of Coke, 1 Mug of Coffee (apparently Coke is worse for u than Coffee) and sugary foods destroy the water and make u go onto a high and it destroys the water and turns it into wastes. I agree with your teacher and my other comment about the water. It is really important, and especially the wide eyes as well, with closed eyes u cant let the sparkle out coz the sparkle is most effective and more obvious when they are opened wide and with no bags underneath (in other words get HEAPS OF SLEEP)
any way hope u all get sparkling eyes and attract all those chicks