"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She's Ugly!!!!!!

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Ever had this?



You like this girl, i.e. her body!


Eventaully you get to meet her at 10 pm,, ,****ing ugrly without her make up and after sucker her boy fiiend....

NOW she ****ing ugly.. From a ****ing 8 to a ****ing 4.. ****ing rat...


Well....... Here is the question... I don't really have one. Just, what you think?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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funnyshortfeet said:
Ever had this?



You like this girl, i.e. her body!


Eventaully you get to meet her at 10 pm,, ,****ing ugrly without her make up and after sucker her boy fiiend....

NOW she ****ing ugly.. From a ****ing 8 to a ****ing 4.. ****ing rat...


Well....... Here is the question... I don't really have one. Just, what you think?
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Well, i'm seriously worried about the state of public schools. Other than that, i think you should find yourself some paper lunch bags and some scissors at your local grocery store. Don't forget to make a big hole for the mouth... those paper cuts really hurt.
 
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Londo Molari to Garabaldi (Babylon 5 TV show)

"When I woke up in the morning and looked at the woman sleeping on my shoulder, she was so ugly, I would rather have chewed off my arm than move and risk waking her."

So...was she THAT ugly?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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LOL...i think hes trying to say how girls can go from a HB8 w/ makeup on...to a HB4 without makeup...

i dated a girl like that...thought she was pretty hot but then i saw her without the pound of makeup on her face and OMFG!!! she looks like a rat on crack! :nono:
 
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