she's naked! ...any surprises?

[lebRambo]

hey guys.


this is a thread to share your stories and surprises (both good and bad) when a girl you were with got naked for the first time in front of you. Sometimes clothes either make her body worse or better than it really is, so when she gets naked, it sometimes comes as a shock.

post away!

 

[spider_007]

some haw when she took her baw off her tits disapeard , suprise suprise

 

[Tao walker 2005]

tall voluptous women, when I took bra off.. tiny nipples!!
so sexy

 

[lebRambo]

i've been lucky so far, all mine have been pleasant surprises.

 

[napoleon]

Do you too find it unfair the way girls dress. Like wear tight pants, and in tights they are 1 inch wider on each side, have push-ups that make their t1ts bigger atleast for 1 number.

It's like men stupp a sock in their pants to get a bigger d1ck or wear a gurtle.

 

[spider_007]

you unboton her pants, and another 4 inches of her stomach pops out I know what you meen

 

[nonstop]

what is it with women and hairy lips? surely they must know that they need to shave/wax or something?

not that I've ever been with a woman like this but sometimes you see it on the odd one.

 

[spider_007]

Originally posted by nonstop
what is it with women and hairy lips?

You migh want to make sure she is not a trans. first

 

[Mack Bishop]

stretch marks and pubic hair have been my worst encounters thus far
along with some beat-the-****-up-*****

 

[bullmoose]

Lately it's been Thunderbush. 70's-porn-caliber cavewoman pubes sure seem to be making a comeback. Nasty.

Do chicks not get that pubes are there to trap scent? Ladies, either trim that $#!+ or get in there with a wire brush and some Lysol. 21st Century, baby. 21st Century. Maybe after total global socioeconomic collapse I'll be somewhat less discerning, but as long as there are scissors on this planet, there's no excuse for thunderbush.

 

[spider_007]

That remainds me of a local RADIO DJ. he went with some people to a mexican place to grab something to eat after the night of clubing, they ware joking around with some chick, and one of the guys ther grabed her from behind picked her up over his head. Well the this is her mini skirt went up in the air and they saw, what they can only describe as "BEN WALLIS".

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

That's why they call it the 'Wonder Bra' - you 'wonder' what you'll really be getting.

 

[flyinshark]

Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
That's why they call it the 'Wonder Bra' - you 'wonder' what you'll really be getting.

Or you wonder where the breasts went...

As for an example of a surprise i had, well, there was this girl with amazing-looking boobs. Big, round, sexy... Yet, with her bra off, her boobs were bigger than big and they were kinda hanging a bit. Nothing too gross, but definitely not as nice as when she had a bra on

 

[BrotherAP]

My worst surprise is fresh hickies. What, this girl fvck somebody new every day?

 

[Julian]

Im kind of in fear of the breasts looking deformed thing right now.

theres this chick thats been calling me and she has very huge humungos. Yet she is very thin/fit.

They are D's for surely.


But i have the smallest suspician that when her shirt comes off, her humungos are going to be sitting there, perfectly round and perky with the really small nipples.

No, i have a feeling that when that shirt comes off, a couple of aunt jemima pancakes are gonna be floppin and saggin with huge pepperoni nips.

This fear strikes deeply within my being.

 

[bullmoose]

Gotta love the two fried eggs hanging off a nail. BTDT.

 

[A-Unit]

Only once or twice.

Girl 1, I had been with a few times before and we'd taken a break. We resume hanging after a 6 month lay off and I come to find out her landing strip became infested with grass and weeds. In the light, a bush isn't gross, because you get the full view of her body, her tits, and her pvssy, but at night, it's like working your way through a haunted house and sticking your hand in a gross container hoping to pull candy out and instead get a 'joke'.


Girl 2 was a hispanic gal from Texas who more than just 'lips'. It looked like a suction up. She was hot otherwise, great J.LO ass and none of the fat most girls have when they have big asses, but sometimes playing with those lips wasn't so grand. Her tips were extremely small relative to her body, like an A while her ass was just totally bangable porn, like "round and brown."


My best surprise was my lil young blonde porn girl. This girl was born for careers involving her body, as she's 4'11, blonde portuguese, D-DD tits, a round tight little ass, exotic eyes and creamy skin. IF she chose to, she could hands down do her own website, or get into porn, or stripping. And who knows, come 20, it may come to that since she hails from a broken home. Her brothers are losers, 1 has a kid, both have no jobs. Parents are divorced, and she bounces from 1 home to the next to sleep in. She got kicked from hair dressing school and has no desire to work a real job making real money, and would seek an easier route. She loves to party until the am, and was a big E-fiend in her early teen years. She's torn, like Anakin before going full to the dark side. She wasn't very "pornographic" in bed though. Her boobs would just bust out and wiggle, and seeing that on her frame when she dressed slutty was beautiful. Thing is...girls like that ruin men's lives. They're never stable, they know what to do and say to get what they want when they want, they never settle down, and because her example of love is her broken parents, she'll never come to believe 1 man can love her.



A-Unit

 

[On_the_Top]

Dirty, hairy, coochie....that is all I will say.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

Re: Only once or twice.

Originally posted by A-Unit
My best surprise was my lil young blonde porn girl. This girl was born for careers involving her body, as she's 4'11, blonde portuguese, D-DD tits, a round tight little ass, exotic eyes and creamy skin. IF she chose to, she could hands down do her own website, or get into porn, or stripping. And who knows, come 20, it may come to that since she hails from a broken home. Her brothers are losers, 1 has a kid, both have no jobs. Parents are divorced, and she bounces from 1 home to the next to sleep in. She got kicked from hair dressing school and has no desire to work a real job making real money, and would seek an easier route. She loves to party until the am, and was a big E-fiend in her early teen years. She's torn, like Anakin before going full to the dark side. She wasn't very "pornographic" in bed though. Her boobs would just bust out and wiggle, and seeing that on her frame when she dressed slutty was beautiful. Thing is...girls like that ruin men's lives. They're never stable, they know what to do and say to get what they want when they want, they never settle down, and because her example of love is her broken parents, she'll never come to believe 1 man can love her.
A-Unit [/B]

DOOOOD!! These are all the girls that I end up having as gfs!! I hook up with cute girls, some hottie but I always fall for these incredibly suggetive young vixens, who eventually bring you down to hell with them and their fuvked up lives. My girl last summer was Italian/Greek with a natural D-cup (nicest titties I've ever seen, except for one ex with huge fake D's), 5'4 120lbs with a bubble butt. Ahhhh damn I miss that @ss!!! She use to dress up for me in all sorts of slvvty outfits, dance for me in the bedroom. Yeah did I mention she also has borderline Personality disorder. :woo:



PIMP

 

[bullmoose]

Not to hijack the thread, but my FB is extremely fvcked in the head and the sex is awesome. She's a little rocker chick, maybe 100 lbs., with soft, questioning doe eyes and insane black hair, a couple of tattoos and 34B's with barbells through the nipples. The way I imagine Joan Jett looked in high school. Great abs. Plays bass in a band. She ran away from home but she's a trust-funder; Daddy is paying for college and her apartment but she's slumming it with her band. She's in AA.

She likes it hard and heavy -- spanking, anal, come on her face, the works -- but most of all she says she gets off on "feeling used." (EDIT: Proof positive that the orgasm is 99% mental for a chick.) I literally do whatever I want to her and tell her to get out. And she keeps coming back for more. This has been going on for about two years. Far from gf material but I will be heartbroken when this one ends. Seriously.

She was telling me about a guy at school she thought was cute and decided to sleep with. She explained to him what she liked, and in the middle of some extremely tender, smoochy sex (which she doesn't go for AT ALL), he managed to stammer, "You, uh, like that? Um, bytch?"

He fvcking SENT HER FLOWERS the next day.