"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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she's engaged... she likes me. what to do?

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You too smart to change, somebody needs to hit you in the head with baseball bat so you get dumber.. I think they call it beating sense into you, or something.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tony....telling her to stop it is not the important thing here.
The important thing is to get it into your head that this is a game to her......whether she admits it or not......and it is not REAL.
Once it is instilled into your thoughts that she is just jerking your chain it won't matter what she tells you....you won't be fazed by it and you won't feel the need to post about this type of problem again because it won't exist.
Change the way you look at the "relationship".
It's not real man.
 

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whoever you are, I don't know if you'll get lucky with this hoe, but you have a very good chance with her guy. Wear protection!
 
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you are a moron

i hope her fiance shoots you for being such a slimey *****
You fool, it is the hor that should be shot!!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Aside from the jokes, most guys in this thread are right. The woman is playing you for attention. How long have you been talking to her online? Have you ever even talked on the phone? And saying stuff about what she's wearing yet that if she were to meet you in person she'd give you a "hug" should tell you right there that she's jerking you around. Whether or not she's engaged isn't important, what IS important is the fact that she is using you for a laugh. Talking EXCLUSIVELY on the internet is the farthest removed from a romantic relationship that you're ever to be. And do you even know what she looks like? I don't mean a still picture but webcam? For all you know the description of what she's wearing could be a lie.

The bottom line is that this woman is jerking you around and she'll continue to do so as long as you give her power. Distance yourself from her and turn your attention elsewhere.
 

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Meet you for a hug?

Sorry bud, you're on the "friends, but won't ****" list.

Move on, don't be her emotional dumpster. Though Tampon works better.
 

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Last Man Standing said:
You fool, it is the hor that should be shot!!!

well that is a given, but there isn't anyone man enough to shoot her - every chump kisses the hor's ass daily!!
 

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tony-montana said:
i just read a bit of the log and i kind of feel like a dikhead for just pouring my heart out to her.
so you never met this girl in real life, yet you re already using her as an emotional tampon. Is this girl a dyke? you ve already been classified as one of her girlfriends, now what are your chances (for a 3some with her bf)? you already said she wasn't slutty, so i guess you re outta luck... damn, man! life's a bytch

and you said you got plenty of girls back when you drank and partied?

now that sounds REALISTIC! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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lol that's right. i was out almost everyday. i don't go out too much at all these days. probably why i got suckered in. but i ain't talking to her no more. since i made this thread ain't said a word to her. thanks for making me wake up guys.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Dude you must have been very ugly as a child cause you desperate for love. I was expecting to read about how you're banging this hot engaged chic but instead you're talking to some girl over the net whos probaly a dog and the most dirtyist its gone is she said if shes ever in your down she'll meet up with you and give you a hug. Seriously you need to go outside before you grow a pu$$y. Chump.
 

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it's always about fuking them isn't it? like i said before, i'm over all that fuk this girl fuk that girl, yeah im cool i fuked a girl. i wanna settle down. i made a mistake with this one alright, gimme a break. i ain't talking to her no more. i've had my fair share of girls, i know how to get them in bed. i am just bad with getting into relationships. i get attached easily. she was saying all the right things.. all the things i wanted to hear from a girl, i got suckered in. now that i am ignoring her she is begging for attention;

her: :eek:
her: myname !

her: Don't ignore me >:|


- i can't believe how evil a girl can get. messing with a guys head just for their pleasure. tsk tsk.
 
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Dude I didnt say its just about fcuking them and anyway that doesnt apply in your case cause you where never gonna fcuk her. Also reltionships over the internet don't count and if you get attached easily to a chic over the internet you must be lonely. If this was a real life women I could understand cause we all make mistakes but to go on about some random b!tch on the internet like that is sad. Also the fact shes saying ''Don't ignore me'' is nothing to be proud of. She might aswell not excist. Shes some random internet chic. Go out and get a real life women ya. You're a disgrace to internet tonys all over the world.
 

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okay don't start assuming things alright kiddo. i've had a few girlfriends from over the internet and they were great. from random internet chic, as you put it, to a five month relationship was one of them. so don't gimme that bullsh!t. i can go out and get a woman no problems. i chose not to cause everytime i do, all i find is a s|ut. i have found better women on the internet that were smarter and still good looking. internet or not, it's the same thing in the end.

and once again, i say... i wasn't looking for a fuk from her.
 
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If you're sitting at a computer talking to some chic that aint a relationship. How could you have feelings of any kind for someone you havent even spoken to over the phone unless you're desperate. Also how can you say in real life you've only found ''su!ts''? Does the internet have some different type of women is it? First off it isnt the same thing on the internet cause you don't even meet them in real life. The facts are you're a pu$$y who spends his time trying to make e-girlfriends cause hes too pu$$y to do it in real life. Get a life man. Seriously. I aint trying to be a d!ck but its sad you're trying to justify haveing e-girlfriends that you'll never meet in real life by saying all the women in real life are ''s!uts'' You're a chump. If you could get women you'd be out doing it not on the internt listening to some dog promise to give you a hug in IF she ever come to where you live which she never will.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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just saying i've had more success.. plus i don't go out alot unless i need to or my friend invites me out, go see a movie or something. i don't go to clubs or nothing anymore. you do NOT know me so don't fuking think you do little boy. didnt you fuking read what i said? i have had a few girlfriends by talking to them online and met them, started dating just like in "REAL LIFE". not trying to be up myself but the only reason i'm not a virgin still is because girls chased me when i used to go out alot. one night, i made out with two girls, slept with another one at her house. for my first fuk, i had a bisexual, married woman with a kid who i met from a girl she was fuking. i didn't do one thing to get her in bed except stay at her house when my friends left to go home. infact, almost every girl i've ever had was because they chased me.. there goes your "you must be ugly and desperate" line.. so fuk up mr romeo, thinking you know me just cause of this thread.
 
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No need to try and quailfy yourself to me with your made up storys. I am only a ''Little boy'' after all. The facts are you go on the internet and have imagnery realtionships with ugly looking women that you'll never meet in real life or even talk to on the phone and you consder them to be real relationships. You're a loser. If you consdier typeing back and forth for a few months with some chic you've never meet on the internet more sucess than what you've had in real life then I'll take it that those storys you just told me are made up. I could argue with you all day but the facts are I have things to do in a place called real life. You're a chump. Simple as. Sort that out. Bye Bye Now.
 

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to be honest i would probably say the same thing about my stories. even i myself still don't believe it. now i think, this is the third time i'm saying this; i have met plenty girls off the internet and some of them were relationships. do you know how to read? i can't force you to believe me, don't really give a sh!t... have fun in "real life" kiddo.
 

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All anybody knows about you is what you've written here. And based on what you've written here, you're kind of an idiot.
 

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so this douche tony man-tamer thinks that having a gf online and not in real life is the way to go???? what the hell???

now that's a geek
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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