She's always late... WTF?

[Mantis Toboggan]

Oh, Rescue Mission responded to something. I bet it involves insults and capital letters...

you are a jealous bitter little dweeb......go out and get some pvssy, maybe you'll start thinking and FEELING like a man.

And no, I am nothing even close to a virgin, you moron.

Sweet. Who's buying me a beer?

 

[Ease]

you are a jealous bitter little dweeb......go out and get some pvssy, maybe you'll start thinking and FEELING like a man.

And no, I am nothing even close to a virgin, you moron.

Lol can you not read?

I wasnt talking to you.

Thats not even an easy mistake to make, what the ****.

 

[nismo-4]

Ok, so I've bee dating this awesome little chick for about a month now, and everything is going great.... except she's always late (and keeps being later every date).

We've been out on 3 dates so far.

Date#1: She's 20 min late and is bombarding me with texts the whole 20 mins saying how sorry she is.
Date #2: She just shows up late, no apology.
Date #3: I call and leave a message telling her I'm on my way. When i get to where we were going, AS SOON as I put it in park and realize she's not there, i get a call...

Her: "Yeahh sorry but I'm gunna be SUPER late... SUPER late..."
Me: "Super late meaning... like how late?"
Her: "Like an hour"
Me: "Oh... well I'm gunna go kill time and hang out with my buddy, call me when your close"

I'm supposed to be going with her to the fair tomorrow at 3pm, and I'm thinking I might just call at 1 and make sure there aren't going to be any setbacks.

Side note: I KNOW she digs me, thats not in question. Heck, in a txt convo the other day she indirectly told me that she was thinking about me and touching herself. Covered.

I just want to know any opinions or advice on women who are really late ALL THE TIME.

Judge Nismo-4 reviewed your case. I am disappointed in you. I'm gonna have to give you a fine of ball loss because there's no doubt that you got this girl on a pedestal. She might as well be damn Princess Jasmine!

You call her awesome, how often does she think that of you?

She's getting later and later for every date. Don't you see that she's gradually losing interest in you and moving you lower on her priority list? Did it ever occur to you that she's getting railed by some bad boy who won't let her go and...OOH!!! Did you do any bad boy traits? Probably not. Text convos? That's what women do! Men simply make a date over the phone or text and etch it in stone.

If you had her really interested in you, she'd be far less likely to show up late or flake on you.

This girl is playing with you and you're sitting back and taking it? 3 Lates? That's unacceptable! She got you by the balls. She's controlling you like Link from a goddamn Zelda game! She knows this. And you're letting this sh*t keep happening?

You're guilty of desperation, ball clipping, and becoming a doormat. This carries a penalty of disrespect, no pu$$y, and a spot in Friendopolis, Maryland. You will also be sent to Wussville, Wyoming.

Case closed. Grow a pair of goddamn balls and grab them.

 

[Rescue Mission]

Lol can you not read?

I wasnt talking to you.

Thats not even an easy mistake to make, what the ****.

SH1T you got me there.........my apologies, I had a total brain lapse and thought you were referring to me. All those things I said, they would have been valid if someone DID say that to me lol.

Once again, Ease, sorry about that, my mistake.

 

[sodbuster]

IF a woman is late to the airport, the airliines have an agreement-they will leave without her. If you want a woman in your life that is late all the time[power grab],keeeeep on doing what you are doing. Otherwise, just walk when she's late,let her apologize

 

[JdelaSilviera]

Notice how he doesnt deny it.

38 posts in less than a month, thats more than once a day, get a life bro!

Incredibly stupid, have you looked at your ratio, it higher all year round and I´m on exams (wich means I barely leave the house) :/ .... It´s not even your business, but I doubt many of you had sex for the first time earlier than me..

But what did I write wrong? That many followers get laid? You just look at the stats...
That only girls with issues want bboys/alpha males, it´s pretty obvious too... Or what upset you was the fact that I have hot friends who I maintain because they are massive date generators? And yes their boyfriends are not alpha males, and no they don´t cheat on them. There are some smart women out there, and many guys here wouldn´t have any chance because of their wannabes/social robots atittude, pretty bad if you don´t know any women with value.
Any way, you made me realise how stupid is to lose time here... you really don´t learn much.

 

[xsmagic]

she has your nutsack, take it back. an hour late, and you still let the date go on? three times? dont get mad, simply say dont bother. There are people who just cant manage their time and she's probably one of them. But you cant allow bad behaviour like this to go on. its unacceptable. once your nutsack is back where it should be, she'll be asking for it

 

[Credos]

Oh, Rescue Mission responded to something. I bet it involves insults and capital letters...



Sweet. Who's buying me a beer?

I'll buy you that beer if you come to belgium...
People say we Belgians make the best beer in the world

 

[Rescue Mission]

I'll buy you that beer if you come to belgium...
People say we Belgians make the best beer in the world

I already apologized to Ease for my mistake - but carry on with your nerdy banter, trying to look cool on an internet forum by wise-cracking stupid jokes with complete strangers over the internet.

 

[Credos]

I already apologized to Ease for my mistake - but carry on with your nerdy banter, trying to look cool on an internet forum by wise-cracking stupid jokes with complete strangers over the internet.

Maybe you should stop flaming...

I'm just telling the guy he can get a beer in belgium at my costs... Maybe you should get your head out of your @ss and become less of a b!tch...

 

[mrRuckus]

I think I accidently logged onto aol.

 

[Rescue Mission]

I apologize for disrupting the online friendship of Mantis Toboggan and Credos.....its just, as someone with close real life friends, I see it as weird and nerdy to be all buddy-buddy and making wise-azz jokes with someone who you don't know on an internet forum..........it's not like anyone is going to actually buy beers for anyone here!

it's just weird, sounds like 2 internet dweebs high fiving each other because they were able to talk shyt about someone.

 

[Credos]

I would buy quite a few people a beer should I meet them IRL...

 

[Rescue Mission]

I would buy quite a few people a beer should I meet them IRL...

I'd be getting them to buy me the beers......

 

[Eaglecreek]

I'd be getting them to buy me the beers......

Well there's the difference between you and Credos. I know Credos IRL and it's true he buy's alot of people beer , that's why it's alwayse fun to be around the guy. He almost alwayse sets the first round... And he knows how to start a party (Remembering Vanilla-Tequilla night atm ).

(Just don't get him to drunk cause then things go wrong... - Don't worry Credos, I'm not gonna snitch that you used that pickupline "If I was a watermelon, would you eat my seed" Best rejection ever)



I guess it's your loss Rescue Mission if you prefer leeching though