"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Shes a freak.Freaked me out!

slickaz

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Ok. so i been seeing this chic.
shes very attractive and as far as i know she was a very nice timid almost shy girl...

she dresses well and acts nicely etc. good job and all that.

anyway so we got to kissin etc after a date.
got invited upstairs.

normal physical stuff touching groppin etc.

then she flipped the script...

she starts talking about how she wants to experiment being dominatrix stuff and pulls out whips and chains and nipple clamps etc from this box....

i was like O HELL TO THE NO!!!...dont you touch me with that sh!t young lady!..

anyway, so she took it as a joke..and pulls out some gel tubes. the label says edible nipple excitement gel..she wants me to put it on her..so i do...tastes kinda nice too.
then out come the vibrators, dildos and chocolate body sauces..all to be used on her..
i did all of that..it was nice..

but here is the best part.

she wants to video the s3x....and watch it at the end...

the whole experience got me off guard..but i loved it..it was actually fun

what do you guys think?we went through all the stuff...recorded..played it..

the next day going to work, she was back to normal again..like nothin happened
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Aragon034

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Sounds like a situation where your ass is on the line.

literally.

Well... do what you need to sir. but don't be surprised when she really REALLY wants to violate you with a carrot, and guess what? you're handcuffed to a metal bed post.
 

slickaz

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she has the tape..it was at her house..her camera..

dude! she pulled out handcuffs on me too..with PINK fluffy stuff on it..i was like..umm gurl! na-uh!..lol..

i doubt shes gonna call me back coz she didnt seem to like that i wasnt playing along with that ****..

however she did show me a couple of outfits she has, a schoolgirl and a nurse outfit...but i dunno gentlemen..

and about postin the video...i mean cmon now!..lol dont you have enough pron on the net?! lol
ill try gettin my hands on that tape..if i succeed ill post link.
 

Prodigy746

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you know what they say....

Lady in the street, freak in the sheets.
 

Aragon034

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slickaz said:
she has the tape..it was at her house..her camera..

dude! she pulled out handcuffs on me too..with PINK fluffy stuff on it..i was like..umm gurl! na-uh!..lol..

i doubt shes gonna call me back coz she didnt seem to like that i wasnt playing along with that ****..

however she did show me a couple of outfits she has, a schoolgirl and a nurse outfit...but i dunno gentlemen..

and about postin the video...i mean cmon now!..lol dont you have enough pron on the net?! lol
ill try gettin my hands on that tape..if i succeed ill post link.
well dude, that kinky stuff can be fun, especially roleplaying, but watch your ass if you do go forwards.

Seriously.

those chicks are CRAZY and will beat your ass silly with a wooden spoon, then masturbate with it!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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mtlwlu

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Ya shes probably just one of those kinky girls. Its not for everyone, kick her to the curb if you want and send her my way, Ill handle it;)
 

HalfAddict

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No doubt wouldn't be the first time I spanked a chick with a broom handle...Hopefully not the last!
I'll take her off your hands if you can't handle the heat haha.
 

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Do you realise what you've done?Ahaha

good job in recording it.hands down a smart idea

i mean it sure wont get passed around,shown to others or posted anywhere else even on the internet (wink wink)
 
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