"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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sheitt my grandma said i have collection of gurls

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tbh ngl srs its not the first time she said something that she shouldnt know but she knew anyway what could it be? damn maybe she found my sosuave accs and reads when in home (so, always)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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But you've admitted on here to being lonely and have posted about being ghosted by a tranny and banging a fat girl and not much else.

Why you lying now?
 
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Murkserious said:
But you've admitted on here to being lonely and have posted about being ghosted by a tranny and banging a fat girl and not much else.

Why you lying now?
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wat. i never said im lonely in serious tone. you must've stalked wrong person this time.


true, she cant speak english either so she must've found one of my other accounts on different sites or she know my friend.

what it could be?
 
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OP, you and Murk should meet up in real life, both of you will bring out the best in each other - potential great friends.

Seriously.
 
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