"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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She won't let me touch her!

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Don Juan
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News update on how things are going with my lady friend...

apparently she gets jealous of other girls that i talk to, flirt with or put on my MSN display picture...

and im working up on the kino...she's getting more used to me touching her....and she's touching me more also....
im tickling her, playing around with some body parts that i wasnt allowed to touch initially...and she bit me for the heck of it the other day because we were fooling around and i just happened to be holding her favorite pen and didnt want it give it back

good stuff or is this just weird?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Way to go man, keep at it
 
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