"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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She was banging in the car

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Last week i got a HB at a club. I wrote the story here: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=61189
I created this separate topic cause this is rather comic.


Yesterday night i went to the club again. She was there too, i was talking to her and her friends, then took her to dance, but a girl friend of hers went along too, so i couldnt make a move again. Then all of a sudden, the friend said "lets go get your mobile phone", and so they went. Next time i see her she's with a guy.

Latter on when we left the club, and we got to the girls car that was parked almost in front of the club (we went along with them cause my friend was with one of the girls), the windows of the car were all sweated. The girl was in the trunk with the guy LOL

In the morning she sent 2 sms's saying something like: " i dont need to give explanations, but i dont want you to missinterpret me. He's not my boyfriend but we have a very special relation, that's why i didnt want nothing to happen last week (but it did happen), and tonight. But he has a girlfriend. Im sorry for something, kiss"


LOL well, since i dont care about her, just wanted to bang her, i had a good laugh about all this, and so did my friends.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm sorry for something!??! HAHAHA! This story is wack.

"we have a very special relation"
'I'm a ***** that breaks up relationships'
 
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She sounds like a cheap slvt. Perhaps it's better that you didn't get with her after all.
 
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Hahahahaha:))))

You could write back something like this:

"Hey, it's no problem, anyway, if we kept dancing on the dancefloor we would end up in the same kind of relationship with you. However, it seems that you are a kind of a person, who needs special attention in the relationship and would feel kind of miserable because of the other ladies, waiting in my bus that night."
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I don't know why you guys are insulting her. just have a good laugh at the situation.

LOL well, since i dont care about her, just wanted to bang her, i had a good laugh about all this, and so did my friends.
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true DJ. nice.
 
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She is 22, taking a Nurse grade, last year.

It was hilarious. Specially when the other girls said "hey look at the windows, she's in the car with him!", and my friend bounced the car, but still no movement in there lol. Then she got stuck in the trunk and the girls had to open it from outside LOL
 
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