"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She Was A He
- Thread starter JGault
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I've wasted enough of my own time on this thread, but I'll just leave you with this thought:
If you think you're going to get your answer by asking him/her, you are wrong. If you think about how fvcked up mentally someone must be to get a sex-change operation, you can bet that you're not going to get a truthful answer to your question. He probably actually considers himself a woman so even on a polygraph he wouldn't be lying. And, even if you go through with this and there is a vagina, it doesn't mean there wasn't once a penis down there.
Player_Supreme
Banned
Yeah!
I've had convo's with these things. I have even been shown the surgury (remember my ex). It's not pretty. there is no ****oris, there is a slit that they pee through. The vagina looks like a gash and they have to use lubricant to lube it up before sex. I can only imagine the little shop of horror's it must feel like inside...kinda like ya hand with Ky all over it.
A woman isn't suppose to have 2 gashes. That is the scariest **** I've eva seen. The one whom I trained who couldn't wait to show me and my ex girlfriend had the job done in the phillipeans.
I hope this dude doesn't get aids from his experiment on the other side....
I hope it is a sex changer when he opens his big mouth...must be a lonley f*uck to need the attention of a sexchanger or anybodies attention for that matter with all the available women out there looking for a good man to come along.
These transsexual really do think they are women born in a man's body. I say to that so what...tough cookie...work with the hand your delt with...life ment for you to be something for a reason...
Oh I didn't read the posts about me I couldn't access them. I hope there isn't another dude out there hating again.
princelydeeds
Master Don Juan
If he slaps you at least you don't have to feel bad about kicking his A$$
Good_ol_boy
Senior Don Juan
On one hand you say it's not possible than on the other you give the Bond girl as an example of it being possible."
I never said it wasn't possible, I was quoteing someone else. I posted to show that even "professional woman inspectors" (Modeling agency scouts, movie producers, Playboy photographers, etc.) who have been "inspecting" women as long as some of this board's posters have been alive can be fooled! It was when "she" said "oh, by the way..." that "her" secret came out. Oh, yes, someone mentioned seeing a TS who was done in the Phillipines--- That's like comparing a Timex to a Rolex.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
These things could be anything, you have been looking at her and watching her too much.
1. Slightly larger hands and feet. Go have a look at other women you aren't smitten with. You will see a large variety.
2. Not exactly a feminine gait. You met her at a gym and she is in her early thirties and she's hot! Girls at that age who are hot generally do a lot of working out, which means more lean muscle mass, which generally means stiffer movement. Young hot women who are naturally graceful and move in a feminine way don't have much muscle mass to get tight and stiff.
3. Paranoia. In her thirties, hot with no major relationships. Look around again. You will find other women in the same boat. She might have had five year boyfriends or what not, but doesn't talk about it.
4. Does not APPEAR to have any close friends. Despite your chemistry, you see her at the gym, a place a lot of people go to work out and let go. Go out and talk to some other women, in their thirties or whatever, some people can get by with little social contact in general.
None of these things indicates anything. If you ask you will lose either way. You have been played by whoever said that to you. If it was true, and the other woman knew, what did she have to gain by telling you?
donut dunker
Don Juan
Austin Allegro
Master Don Juan
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
duke007
Master Don Juan
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To the original poster here...you're own your own with this one, mang. But yeah, you may want to find out first for yourself if it's true or not.
Just not by seeing it for yourself...that'd be hard to stomach.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Player_Supreme
Banned
My ex girlfriend used to do make up for drag queens who came to the M.A.C counter....I've seen better than this one and I'm still not fooled.
I keep telling Puerto Rican Lover that there are too many bi-sexuals and gays on this site...
I read this on the TUcker Max site under "most disturbing conversation ever" LOL
Anyways, you know that only true females can naturaly lubricate their Pvssy during you-know-what...
So if you want to find out if she use to be a he, you would have to get as far as that, and if she insisted on putting lube down there, or take it up the anus
, than you know she use to be a he!...But are you willing to go that far...Muahaha
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
JG,
Grab her/his neck and act as if your choking her/him and feel for an Adam's apple (if you can't visibly see one). See how her neck moves when she is taking to you!
Player_Supreme
Banned
LOL. This post is actually very old. I'm wondering how and why that kid dug it up...just to show us that picture of his dream girl/dude I guess.
He had to go way back to dig this one up. And to even think that a man is a hb9 or whatever is just gay. I'm reffering to the one in the photo's above. It's still a man and you can see his dyck...so what about the face and implants on the hips to make it more female looking...
To think this is hot is just gay. You date one of these things thinking your going to get anal sex, but what happens when it comes time to reciprocate...a dyck in da ass is just asking for a world of pain.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.