"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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she wants to get fake tities

00Kevin

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I was daing this girl the othet night and she told me that she wants to get implants. I didn't know what to say to that.

I just ended up telling her that I'd have to judge them for myself before I could comment on the situation.

My friends all say that I should encurage her to get implants. Problem is that at some level I just think it would be wrong to encurage her.

Are there any guys out there who have a girl with fake tities?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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tmpgstx

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Well let's hope you don't puncture one of them .. not to mention the leaking problems that may occur and the increased risk of breast cancer. Tell your chic to you use her head a bit.
 

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How small are her original titties???

For a chick who's dead set on getting them, she will think your negative and protective if you discourage her. Stop being so nice and encourage the poor girl...
Tell her: "I'm gonna be real supportive of your decision. I promise I won't squeeze them that hard."
 

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Originally posted by 00Kevin
I was daing this girl the othet night and she told me that she wants to get implants. I didn't know what to say to that.

I just ended up telling her that I'd have to judge them for myself before I could comment on the situation.

My friends all say that I should encurage her to get implants. Problem is that at some level I just think it would be wrong to encurage her.

Are there any guys out there who have a girl with fake tities?
Chill its not your wife, who cares...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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heck even i want fake titties.
problem is, they cost too much for my budget.
 

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fake titties are nice to look at but if you are already seeing some chick and you are used to the squeeshy feeling when you squeez her breast, it would feel alot different with a fake one, like squeezing a ballon with water.
 

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I think that depends if they are good fakes or bad fakes. I've been with women that had both, and I could feel a noticable difference.
 

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Originally posted by tmpgstx
Well let's hope you don't puncture one of them ..
Yes, since so many people nowdays stab themselves in the breasts with knitting needles. :rolleyes:
Originally posted by DJDamage
it would feel alot different with a fake one, like squeezing a ballon with water.
Judging from that comment, you've never dated a girl with implants. :rolleyes:

Now, for the voice of experience: They aren't going to get punctured unless you deliberately try to find the sack and stick a sharp object through the breast tissue into it. They don't feel like water balloons. In fact, there is nothing wrong with implants. Above or under the muscle, they are just as nice - though under the muscle looks more natural. I've dated several girls who had enlargements, and have many more friends that have had the same procedure. Some do it for different reasons than others - one because she was ~100 lbs, 5'2" and "didn't want to look like a 12 year old naked".

Anyway, back to your original question. If she wants to get them, I doubt it's going to matter much whether you are for it or against it. She'll consider you as being short term, and her implants as being long term. Since it's so common today, and it really does improve looks if they are done by a good doctor, I don't see why you should or would have any problem with it, unless it's "against your morals" (which is contradictory considering the focus of this site). :)
 

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Heheh,..

Well, I am married, and I bought implants for my wife. My wife has always been very slender and has a perfect rear and legs but she's always been flat. When we were dating and when we married she was an A cup if that. After we'd taken a vacation to the Florida Keys and seeing all these swimsuit model women in thongs with HUGE breasts, we got back home and her first words were "I want implants." I actually tried to talk her out of it in the begining, since I've never really been a boobs guy and as long as her ass & legs looked nice and she kept her stomach flat I was happy, but she insisted. So $5K later she was a large B cup and I have no complaints and I can say they've been a good investment as far as I'm concerned - I've got nothing against women with fakies, in fact about 4 years after she got them my wife's sister got her's done because she liked them so well.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
Heheh,..

Well, I am married, and I bought implants for my wife. My wife has always been very slender and has a perfect rear and legs but she's always been flat. When we were dating and when we married she was an A cup if that. After we'd taken a vacation to the Florida Keys and seeing all these swimsuit model women in thongs with HUGE breasts, we got back home and her first words were "I want implants." I actually tried to talk her out of it in the begining, since I've never really been a boobs guy and as long as her ass & legs looked nice and she kept her stomach flat I was happy, but she insisted. So $5K later she was a large B cup and I have no complaints and I can say they've been a good investment as far as I'm concerned - I've got nothing against women with fakies, in fact about 4 years after she got them my wife's sister got her's done because she liked them so well.
What is going to happen if she gets pregnant?
 

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She got them after she'd nursed our daughter and we don't plan on having another child.:D
 
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