backseatjuan
Banned
Before and after
and the backstory of this monstrosity
and the backstory of this monstrosity
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
She turned into a turd
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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KingofPuss
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The reverse moonwalk.
People are strang creatures.
People are strang creatures.
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So she took a pill (she and her husband) or a series of pills, that basically brought out the melanin and pigmented her skin.
she was already in Internet star, I think because of her boobs, but when she turned her skin Brown she got even more followers likes or whatever. And we all know that more followers likes etcetera means more Revenue. So decided to stay that way from now on.
Underneath it all, it's pretty crummy, but people are interesting
she was already in Internet star, I think because of her boobs, but when she turned her skin Brown she got even more followers likes or whatever. And we all know that more followers likes etcetera means more Revenue. So decided to stay that way from now on.
Underneath it all, it's pretty crummy, but people are interesting
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.