She tried to deny me sex

[El Payaso]

We were laying in bed and I put her hands down my pants and told her to suck. She was like no. I waited a few more minutes then I tried putting my hands into her pants but she resisted even more. She was like we're not having sex for two days because we just saw each other a few days ago. After two days, she said she can consider having sex. She also said I also can't touch her down there at all during that period

Wtf? Can you imagine the disrespect? I was so mad and pissed, I wanted to blow up and leave the room. However, I remembered "agree and escalate" and was like "Hmmm...two days. Sounds good. No worries". Her face instantly turned to one of surprise because she was expecting me to beg and grovel. I turned around and went to sleep. She kept trying to cuddle with me but I declined her and said "Cuddling is sex to me. Please, don't touch me." She kept trying but I turned her down.

Eventually, she broke down and was like "Payaso, I was only kidding. I do want to have sex!". In my mind, I was like "F*ck that. I'm not having pity sex from you. What do I look like?" So I just ignored her

Eventually, she started begging me to f*ck her but I turned around and told her "You don't get it, do you? Sex is not an on and off switch. You said two days so I'm glad to respect your wishes. When those two days are up. I want a month without sex from you so I can go out and enjoy myself."

This morning ended with her apologizing again when we woke up. I told her to suck and she went down with the gusto of a hurricane like I'd never seen before. Funny how wet her cooch was too. Smh. Women are too predictable.

 

[jurry]

Haha thats fuggin awesome man. Plz update with more as this develops.. Are u gona really do one month now?

 

[El Payaso]

Haha thats fuggin awesome man. Plz update with more as this develops.. Are u gona really do one month now?

I don't get. What do you mean by one month?

 

[jurry]

U said u were gona go one month without her now after the two days is up.

 

[SgtSplacker]

Dude, i'm the same way with sex. I just won't do it if she makes it seem like she's doing me a favor or like it's only her decision or something.

Turns me the fark off... permanently.

I might give her a chance if she is the one to initiate next, otherwise it's over...

 

[Outlaw_]

Personally, when I knew she wanted to have sex, I would've totally had the roughest sex I could've with her without it getting violent. I mean choking, hand prints, nails, deep throat gagging, all the while telling her what a bad girl she's been. Asking her if she is going to do it again. Hand print. I didn't hear what you said. Hand print. You're not going to do what? Face in the pillow.

You get the point. In my opinion, that's how you dominate a woman. If you get turned off, then you failed a **** test of sorts.

 

[Cerwin Vega]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to El Payaso again.

 

[DonGorgon]

this is the beginning of the end... she has started offing a new dudes and his getting ready to cut you off

 

[Costin]

Not really, just a regular **** test by the sounds of it.

OP passed it brilliantly.

 

[El Payaso]

U said u were gona go one month without her now after the two days is up.

Nah. I was just throwing her sh!t test right back at her.

 

[El Payaso]

this is the beginning of the end... she has started offing a new dudes and his getting ready to cut you off

It's almost a month now and she's still sucking my d!ck and I'm still fvcking the **** out of her almost every day so I doubt that.

 

[adam225]

Repped

 

[VikingKing]

We were laying in bed and I put her hands down my pants and told her to suck. She was like no. I waited a few more minutes then I tried putting my hands into her pants but she resisted even more. She was like we're not having sex for two days because we just saw each other a few days ago. After two days, she said she can consider having sex. She also said I also can't touch her down there at all during that period

Wtf? Can you imagine the disrespect? I was so mad and pissed, I wanted to blow up and leave the room. However, I remembered "agree and escalate" and was like "Hmmm...two days. Sounds good. No worries". Her face instantly turned to one of surprise because she was expecting me to beg and grovel. I turned around and went to sleep. She kept trying to cuddle with me but I declined her and said "Cuddling is sex to me. Please, don't touch me." She kept trying but I turned her down.

Eventually, she broke down and was like "Payaso, I was only kidding. I do want to have sex!". In my mind, I was like "F*ck that. I'm not having pity sex from you. What do I look like?" So I just ignored her

Eventually, she started begging me to f*ck her but I turned around and told her "You don't get it, do you? Sex is not an on and off switch. You said two days so I'm glad to respect your wishes. When those two days are up. I want a month without sex from you so I can go out and enjoy myself."

This morning ended with her apologizing again when we woke up. I told her to suck and she went down with the gusto of a hurricane like I'd never seen before. Funny how wet her cooch was too. Smh. Women are too predictable.

funny

 

[Mike32ct]

Great job OP. Handled that perfectly

 

[AttackFormation]

We were laying in bed and I put her hands down my pants and told her to suck. She was like no. I waited a few more minutes then I tried putting my hands into her pants but she resisted even more. She was like we're not having sex for two days because we just saw each other a few days ago. After two days, she said she can consider having sex. She also said I also can't touch her down there at all during that period

Eventually, she broke down and was like "Payaso, I was only kidding. I do want to have sex!". In my mind, I was like "F*ck that. I'm not having pity sex from you. What do I look like?" So I just ignored her

What a pathetic excuse for a woman. Then again they all do this kind of stupid sh!t... every day here I lose more respect for women...

 

[FTW]

"Juvenile On Fire"

[Juvenile:]
Let's say I'm in a room with a *****
And the hoe don't wanna ****
Like a man I'm a beat my meat
And get my ****in nut
Fo'sho she gonna be drove then
And I'm a cut the TV off
And go to sleep on that hoe then