"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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She Stabbed Me In The Back !!!

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not teally !! but i thought i woud get your attention by using such a catchy headline !!!!


NOW WE NEED MORE SAMPLES OF CONVOS WITH WOMEN !!!:crackup: :crackup:
WOMAN AT THE SHOESHOP
WOMAN AT THE CLOTHES SHOP
WOMAN ON THE TRAIN

I wonder if you guys could write out dialogues between you and this hot chick at the record shop just asking you to be creative

those dialogues would serve as examples to our buddies here on this site
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Plumber goes to the record store seeking out the elusive Beatles White Album
HB mistakes him for an employee and the following dialogue takes place

HB: Do you have Two young Loves on a moonlit Night?
Plumber: No, but I have 2 large nuts and an 8 inch pipe
HB: is that a record?
Plumber: Probably not, but it's well above average.
 

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Man approaches woman at a gas station. He has a town map.
Man: "Excuse me, young lady, could you direct me to the nearest confectionery?"
HB: (blah, blah, gives directions).
Man: "Thank you, miss".

Another successful interaction!
 
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