"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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She Stabbed Me In The Back !!!

ALPHAROMEO

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not teally !! but i thought i woud get your attention by using such a catchy headline !!!!


NOW WE NEED MORE SAMPLES OF CONVOS WITH WOMEN !!!:crackup: :crackup:
WOMAN AT THE SHOESHOP
WOMAN AT THE CLOTHES SHOP
WOMAN ON THE TRAIN

I wonder if you guys could write out dialogues between you and this hot chick at the record shop just asking you to be creative

those dialogues would serve as examples to our buddies here on this site
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Plumber goes to the record store seeking out the elusive Beatles White Album
HB mistakes him for an employee and the following dialogue takes place

HB: Do you have Two young Loves on a moonlit Night?
Plumber: No, but I have 2 large nuts and an 8 inch pipe
HB: is that a record?
Plumber: Probably not, but it's well above average.
 

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Man approaches woman at a gas station. He has a town map.
Man: "Excuse me, young lady, could you direct me to the nearest confectionery?"
HB: (blah, blah, gives directions).
Man: "Thank you, miss".

Another successful interaction!
 
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