"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She shows up un-invited..What do u do?

FrankWank

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What do you guys do if some chick you been banging shows up at your pad out of the blue?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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cactus3178

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Shove her in the closet and f*ck her in the ass. That'll teach her.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Caveman

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This is why you should bang a ONS at her pad. Not yours. :)
 

cactus3178

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Never tried it. I did f*ck a chick doggystyle in a barn once. Yeah, I'm from Oregon.
 

squirrels

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Originally posted by FrankWank
What do you guys do if some chick you been banging shows up at your pad out of the blue?
If you're horny, bang her. If not, tell her that you were just heading out and can't stay and chat. Might even want to get in your car and drive somewhere and back real quick to keep up the appearance if she doesn't just go.

That's ignorant...you don't show up at someone's house uninvited. But if she's willing to give it up, it might be forgivable. :D
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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So pimp its scary

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Its like this, if a girl shows up ininvited to your place, its probably cause she wants to put out, but last time that happened to me, I was so pissed that I just ignored her and told her to leave.... Sad thing is, this girl still wants me.
 

ImmortalDragon

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Originally posted by cactus3178
Never tried it. I did f*ck a chick doggystyle in a barn once. Yeah, I'm from Oregon.
lmao
 

MindOverMatter

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slap her and cuss at her in new yorker italian, while wearing my dirtiest wifebeater.

just f'in with you, was watching Raging Bull a while ago. if it bothers you, tell her to give you a call before popping up.
 
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