"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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she says I'm nice to look at

Berlex

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Any girl ever tell you this? It was the first time I've ever heard that. I got a nice ego boost after hearing that :D You could actually see my head getting bigger. It also feels great to catch some girl checking you out.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Soprano

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haha that is a pretty nice compliment. ive only gotten compliments like that on my smile.
 

realsmoothie

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That's a nice comment, for sure.

But the best compliment I ever heard... "you're the best person at foreplay I ever had" and then another girl the next week "you're the best kisser I ever had".

Ability beats looks, any time...:yes:
 

Trapper

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how about this " i like the way you looked at me"
 

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realsmoothie said:
That's a nice comment, for sure.

But the best compliment I ever heard... "you're the best person at foreplay I ever had" and then another girl the next week "you're the best kisser I ever had".

Ability beats looks, any time...:yes:
Right on brother! I've gotten that many times and it never gets old.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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bingo_

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i've had "you're better than my husband." along with the "you're hot/cute." many times. i aint gonna brag though.
 

Trapper

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bingo you are also sleeping with married women? how does it feel man? its been a while since i slept with married woman.
 

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what about

Are you nice to talk to as well? hehe jk
 
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