"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Just text a gal, want and need her to play footy tomorrow, shes working so isnt keen!

I sent a text saying "right so as ur being bored tonight and so am i, im coming over and were gonna have some fun, ill bring a footy"

she replied "very funny i like the humour"

i need quick and good replys, next is not an option, getting with her is also not an option (She has a bf) i just want and need her to play tomorrow (its in the rules we need a gal, nobody else available"

ta for help!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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wtf is a footy
 
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footy = football = soccer ball!

shes just text me (before i even replied to her other message) saying "so how you getting here then?"
 
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Did somebody order some Fo'ties, homies!?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by PeterCrouch
footy = football = soccer ball!

shes just text me (before i even replied to her other message) saying "so how you getting here then?"
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Dude, she got a bf, but wants you to bite her anyways;)
 
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You americans really are losers arnt ya!

Anyway i didnt go round, altho she said that i text her saying "where do ya live again?"

she just replied "lol what ya up2?"

so i said "eating tea having a shower before meeting you"

she said "lol ur not coming to meet me, it would take ya an hour and half to get here anyway"

shes right i have no idea where she lives all i know is that its ages away!

so i didnt bother going round, we continued to text trying to make her play tomorrow but she didnt agree to it!

maybe some other time
 
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man for a minute i thought you were organising to go to her house to play footsies with her. haha.
 
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