"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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she keeps following me around!

Centy

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Hey guys! I've been here basically from the beginning, even though I havnt posted much! I lost my log-in info for my previous account, so I just signed up with a new name. Anyways, I packed my bags and moved half way across the world and ended up in Australia studying.

Well, it looks like the chicks here are a little weird from what I'm used to. So here's my problem which I would appriciate if I got some advice on ;


Thing is that I've been seeing this girl, who btw is a little hot body with a tight little ass and a drop dead gorgeous face, for a while now and we are on our way to go steady. No need to say that I like her body, and well, she likes me! :D

The thing is that this chick is starting to follow me everywhere I go. Like when I have a tutorial session that I have to attend, she comes with me, even though she finished her classes like 3 hours ago. And she just sits there and stares at me and keeps disturbing me (sits next to me, grabs my tigh, bites my ear, whispers etc..) even though I want to concentrate on my work.

Dont get me wrong here, I really do like an outgoing girl and I pretty much enjoy having sex with her, but c'mon there's gotta be some limits.

Other times she just waits around till I finish a lecture so she can just 'walk' me to my next class or to just spend few mins with me before I have to run for a new class. Everywhere I turn, there she is!


And if we are not seeing eachother after classes, she'll be calling me constantly, and even sometimes my friends to check up on what I'm doing. She also sends me ****loads of messages on the mobile all the time. Like if I turn off me mobile for a day, I'll have like 20+ messages from her, even though I've seen her pretty much every god damn minute of the day. The next day she'll be grumpy about it and ask me why i didnt reply to any of her messages. And when I tell her that I was at the gym, beach, studying, hanging out with friends or just make something up, she'll go like "You never told me that you <insert activity here>!!!??" It's like she has a natural born right to know what my scheldue is and what I'm doing every second of the day.


It might sound stupid, but this is getting really crazy. It's starting to get on my nerves and I dont know how to deal with it. I've tried to imply both jokingly and not jokingly that she really doesnt need to follow me around (yes, this sounds too girlish) and that I need some god damned ****ing space. I dont call her and I have a life with and a lot of female and male friends besides her. Maybe I'm being a little to much of a challenge for her, should I just go a little bit AFC on her?

This is crazy, Ive never experienced something like this before.

Soon, I might just ***** slap her. Heh, I want to hear if anyone of you have any suggestions on how to deal with this before I totally go nuts? I dont wanne dump her or anything like, cause she's a MAJOR social proof around because of her looks. And I dont want to be portrayed as the 'bad' dude that broke the heart of the 'perfect' girl that was sooo into him ( :rolleyes: )....


and yeah, her personality is pretty much ok, she's not a brainless bimbo.


- cheers!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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SealTeamSix

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If you goal is to get rid of her ..

How about you follow her around? Tell her you love her and you want to be with her 24/7 .. just act nuts.. I think nuts do not like nuts ..
 

Okra

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Send her over to me. I wouldn't mind some hot austrailian chick following me around all day treating me like a king. What's the big deal?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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squirrels

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Originally posted by SealTeamSix
If you goal is to get rid of her ..

How about you follow her around? Tell her you love her and you want to be with her 24/7 .. just act nuts.. I think nuts do not like nuts ..
Dude, SHUT UP. I see this sh!t all the time on here..."If you want to get rid of her, act 'AFC', that's how you repel women."

He doesn't WANT to repel her, he just wants her out of his sh!t.

Do NOT act AFC. Just don't answer the phone every time she calls. Stay off AIM. Call her when YOU want to see her. If she starts b!tching just tell her you have stuff to do and you can't be with her every hour of the day.

Of course if you don't give her ENOUGH time she'll bail, but if you want time for yourself to do sh!t, that's not an unreasonable request at all. Stand up for yourself.

This almost merits another thread.
 
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