"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She keeps asking me to eat her out in public

lalaotio

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I met this girl and she want me to eat her in public what do you think?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Luveno

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Umm...if you don't know her well, I'd pass. She may not be the most disease-free female on the block. I'd suggest running getting tested for things like herpes etc by her. If shes clean, then by all means dive into it.
 

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Originally posted by lalaotio
I met this girl and she want me to eat her in public what do you think?
do it bro. **** her in public too.
 

lalaotio

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well she is pretty . What would be the best thing for her to wear if iam going to do this?
 

Luveno

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Nothing...


really though. If she wants you to do this, she'll know what to wear.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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lalaotio

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Do you think maybe a skirt that way all she does is lift it up and i eat at the Y?
 

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how long have u been with her?
how long have u known her?

are u ****ing now?
 

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If she is that much of a freak, then in all likelihood you also will be tasting some other dudes c0ck if you satisfy her narcissistic desire.
 

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sorry but this was the first post that loaded up and the title made me laugh my ass off --- go for it! just brush your teeth after
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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quest

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Originally posted by sapphire
If she is that much of a freak, then in all likelihood you also will be tasting some other dudes c0ck if you satisfy her narcissistic desire.
you're all going to taste some dudes **** sooner or later..
get over ur fears..
you will not only be with virgins ur whole life. deal with it.
 

MindOverMatter

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ask her what's in it for you.

she gets her pvssy licked in public, what do you get? you can either be a slave or a master, it's your call.
 

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Originally posted by MindOverMatter
ask her what's in it for you.

she gets her pvssy licked in public, what do you get? you can either be a slave or a master, it's your call.
Words of wisdom. Just set the terms then go for it; sounds like fun honestly :D
 

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mindovermatter is a master DJ for a reason.... gotta go with that, the "what's in it for me question" got me a threesome once, who knows what's in store for u....
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wyldfire

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Originally posted by sapphire
If she is that much of a freak, then in all likelihood you also will be tasting some other dudes c0ck if you satisfy her narcissistic desire.
That's not narcissism, it's exhibitionism.

Get your isms straight! :D
 

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lol you lucky ****ers i cant even get my girlfriend to touch my penis or let me eat her out at all.... yes its a shame... :-(
 

Joe The Homophobe

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You definitely should have this ho tested for stds. A b|tch that is asking you to eat her out in public is not likely to be known for being clean. You really want to get herpes in your mouth?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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