"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LARaiders85 said:
"all's fair in love and war" is because love is like war. Just because a woman(or man) acts ruthlessly in that context doesn't necessarily mean they are a bad person or "soulless". It's just the nature of the beast.
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A good analogy LA.

But before one enters that war, its best to be armed no?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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One first has to be drafted by the other party to enter the "war" that is "love". If anyone sees love as going to war they simply are weak and care too much about "losing" some "battle" with the opposite sex.

It's best for the weak and confused to sit on the sidelines playing armchair general.
 
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ElCheapo said:
One first has to be drafted by the other party to enter the "war" that is "love". If anyone sees love as going to war they simply are weak and care too much about "losing" some "battle" with the opposite sex.

It's best for the weak and confused to sit on the sidelines playing armchair general.
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You have a point and for some men, that's their reality.

Shouldn't they be properly 'armed'?
 
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rando5495 said:
Moderate right-wing and despise extremism. But we can agree to disagree.

I think those that are pushing the so-called ""merits"" of this very silly thread should explain the 10 merits of this thread in bullet points.

I'll even give you a 10% discount. Name 9.
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Rando,

Can you name ONE thread in which you’ve provided constructive advice to a SoSuave member? It seems all you do on here is criticize others. You’re basically a full time whiny little bltch. It’s becoming tiresome.

Just one thread, and copy and paste it here. I’ll wait.
 
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rando5495 said:
Merely an exact mirror of the value mooch on page 1 aimed at the collective.

So what you are saying is that this way of conducting oneself is unnacceptable?
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Is there anyone on SoSuave that understands what the heck this man is saying? You string a lot of big words together incoherently.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rando, Baccus, that's enough. Keep to the topic, there's enough bantering here to sidetrack the whole thread.

If there's a point either for or against then state it with some good content.
 
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