She had to go....

[Scaramouche]

Dear All,
I suppose I often come across as a smug wiseacre,suffice it to say Scarras Boat is facing Mutiny,dissafection,and looks like it is running onto the rocks very shortly...well I weighed myself the other Day,as a bonus the card gave me Horace the Gypsies predictions for my future...well after scanning his tea leaves,it seems I am in for a very rocky time....As you may know,I anchor my Philandering Life style to a bollard,a long term Lover who also Dances like an Angel... This has never been enough to satisfy my needs and I have to spin Plates,usually two other part time interests...Last month,I had an unfortunate happenstance in a Super Market where my main interest met interest number three....Thought I had lied my way out of it,but sadly although interest Numero Uno,swallowed the Story,the trust just went out of the other Girl and meeting up became downright painful....Never mind there's always Number Two....Normally we meet up once a Week,a few jobs around her Home,a massage and a bit of afternoon delight...like a fool instead of letting sleeping Dogs Lie and find another replacement or do without,I upped the Ante,and started a twice weekly routine....big mistake,her jobs escalated to complete "Hands On "management of her new Landscaping,and whispers of a contemplated extension on her home...."How lucky I am to have you Scarra...."again like a fool,I didn't nip matters in the bud,with a counterstrike on accelerated demands at Work,needing to help my daughters...I just grinned and got on with the job,they really know when to turn the screws don't they?....Push came to shove,last Week when the Contractor turned up with a list of Jobs necessary to facilitate his starting,swiftly calculating the time involved,I could see that there was over ten Days work involved...So I said "Well I'm sorry,but I just don't have the time and energy to spare,for this"her swift rejoinder was,"In that case you wont have time or energy for any Jig a Jig"....Matters became heated and she suggested she had other options with an Old Italian Builder Buddy who had offered to step into the Breach....My cards were a lay down misere...What can you do in the face of such contrived manipulation?....However just when you think things can't get worse they Darn well do....On Monday My Old Reliable dropped a bombshell,her daughter in China is pregnant and it seems she feels "duty bound to nurse her for six months,and then see what happens"....Sickly silence,mumbles of "It must be nice to have your Cake and eat it also"but seems Dear Old Horace was right...Is there such a thing as prescience?my only consolation is that he got my weight wrong.

 

[Rubirosa]

Dear Scaramouche,
Reading your posts are a combination of a painful examination by an Optomologist and hillarious laughter shared by old friends sitting around a fire....
The matter at hand.....
I'm sure you've discoved already what I'm starting to realize now at age 45...
Nothing lasts forever and everything must come to an eventual end.
I recently broke it off with one of my "plates". She was attractive, sexy, and totally into me...practically worshiped me....
But the big difference was that she just turned 40 and desperatly wants kids and I don't (I already have kids ). She was willing to still be with me, and eventually the guilt of perhaps holding back a woman her chance at motherhood got the best of me and I broke it off with her (after she was a "plate" for 6 years).
"Daughter" in China ? Does my Aussie friend have "Yellow Fever" just like his Yank counterpart ?

 

[Bible_Belt]

The key is to value yourself the same, regardless of the number of women you happen to be fvcking at the moment. You're still the same you.

 

[Die Hard]

So how long have you been with "Old Reliable", Scara?

 

[Desdinova]

It's always an interesting affair when two of your lovers meet with each other. They're either going to be extremely jealous of each other and avoid interaction, or one's going to take the opportunity to eliminate the competition or get revenge. There's really nothing that you could do to save the situation in that moment. You may be able to salvage things by not contacting either of them and waiting for them to do it first, but don't get your hopes up on that.

There's lots of women out there who can and will replace your last batch, although sometimes it's nice to just take a break from them all and enjoy yourself.

 

[Warrior74]

You ****ers actually bothered to read that crap? I stopped three sentences in and scrolled down to get the gist of it. Still no light. Fix up Scara. That was a crap post.

 

[women haze]

Paragraphs Mutha ****A DO YOU USE THEM???

 

[ThunderMaverick]

Scara, at times you have some really creative ways of describing a story, but when you don't space your paragraphs it's really hard to read


It's hard to understand what happened in this story. :/

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Rubirosa,
Thanks for that....interesting Pseudonym.....Do they call you thus because "you are bigger than a size eleven boot,and wider than a Mans wrist"?....Wish!.....So where have all those Playboys gone?....quite a few wrapped around trees, like your namesake....Or maybe some have moved out to Phuket or Manila Bay....which answers your question on "Yellow Fever"...

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Diehard,
Thankyou for your post.....I have been with this one for nearly five years...Chinese are very intense...but none of those Matriarchal hang ups about Svex,interestingly they dislike kissing....maybe tied up with the shocking level of dental hygiene in the East...During the sixties, I started to discern World Power,moving steadily,inexorably Eastwards,I decided to read about and try to understand the Culture the mindset and future directions of these people...The more you dig,it seems the less you comprehend .....There is a yawning canyon between the Cultures of East and West,the Asian Girls in my life act as a cognitive Bridge.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Desdinova,
Thanks for your profound response.....As you may know I value the hard work I put into getting Plates....It hurts to just walk away with nothing...Girl Number Two,a very talented Singaporean did appreciate my ability to satisfy her needs...she might come back,but I am not holding my breath...we both painted ourselves into a corner....she would be regretful,but would never lose face.
Your consolation along the lines that there are plenty more fish in the Sea,is right of course....but for a Relationship to last nearly five Years there has to be more than just Svex.....In this case it was Dancing...Like Bridge and other partnered activities the routines become almost subliminal.....It takes years to develop this,years unlike you,that I do not have....Still it will only cost $700 to Fly over.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Thunder,
Thanks for that,I shall try....The old one about teaching Old Dogs new tricks might apply LOL.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Warrior,
Thanks for yours and others advice here....That I might improve my communication skills,I have been looking at your posts...sadly I am unable to find any longer than one paragraph to model my responses on....can you help?

 

[Julius_Seizeher]

I think Scara's style is great, it's like hanging out with a cantankerous Crocodile Dundee dude who you get the gist of what he's saying but it's like you just learned his language as he was speaking it.

 

[Warrior74]

Dear Warrior,
Thanks for yours and others advice here....That I might improve my communication skills,I have been looking at your posts...sadly I am unable to find any longer than one paragraph to model my responses on....can you help?

I suppose not, as brevity is the soul of wit as you've proven by this post.

Apparently you're able to write like a normal human being. You just choose not to. Fair enough.

 

[Boilermaker]

don't be an ass because Scara brings his own prose and flavor to the forums.

Not everybody has to be a fat, cynical, simpleton like you.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

LOL


Scara you say your last plate isn't moving in her stance, and neither are you. What do you think would happen if you gave in a little? Maybe she's paranoid of losing control as well, because she's afraid of being hurt?

 

[Desdinova]

but for a Relationship to last nearly five Years there has to be more than just Svex.....In this case it was Dancing...Like Bridge and other partnered activities the routines become almost subliminal.....It takes years to develop this,years unlike you,that I do not have.

I see what you mean after looking at your age. I have a more difficult time relating to relationships that are more in the long-term since I've only had one that I was very passionate about which lasted nearly 4 years (and no, it wasn't the bytch I was married to.)

Perhaps you need to figure out exactly what you need at your age. I can understand the need for a steady partner when you're in your retirement years, since health can fail and having that companion around to help in your time of need can be indispensable. If this is what you would like, then multiple plate spinning may not be the best choice when you've got one reliable female in your sights.

 

[Rubirosa]

Dear Rubirosa,
Thanks for that....interesting Pseudonym.....Do they call you thus because "you are bigger than a size eleven boot,and wider than a Mans wrist"?....Wish!.....So where have all those Playboys gone?....quite a few wrapped around trees, like your namesake....Or maybe some have moved out to Phuket or Manila Bay....which answers your question on "Yellow Fever"...

Wow !!! I'm surprised you got that. Most people have never heard of him. He passed in 1965, and I was born in 1965, so I like to think I'm his incarnate ha ha.....

 

[Warrior74]

don't be an ass because Scara brings his own prose and flavor to the forums.

Not everybody has to be a fat, cynical, simpleton like you.

U mad bro? :rockon: