"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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she changed her tune ..

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refering to the female in this thread http://sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=172088

continuing from that thread (trying to get her to hang out with me during the schoolyear and her flaking)
i run into her on my b-day (after getting a bday text from her) and she says she has this feeling i liker her and says she doesnt like me like that so i say we could still be friends (afc i know) so i back off for some months

nba finals come around (she's a celtic fan, im a lakers fan) and tease her when the lakers win and she shoots me a txt when the celtics win. so basically we continue to text and she all of a sudden says "we should hang out" ( this comes as a surprise to me). she hits me up the next week asking if im doing anything the next day and im not so we hang out. to try to cut a long story short, we spend the day together at a mall and some parks AND WE'RE BASICALLY ALL OVER EACH OTHER. i have my hands around her, pushing up on her, getting her to sit on my lap, getting her to lean on me (she has a thick booty) and she feels me getting hard and grabs at my d through my pants and even wants me to whip it out to see it. she's a virgin though.

basically im trying to figure out where all this came from and i'm still trying to do the back off thing and let her contact me again. (it was her bday last week so i wished her a happy birthday and told her to call me when she wants to hang out again)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Don't try to figure it out, your head will spin.

Don't believe what they say, just take note of what they do.
A girl that once told me we would NEVER be sexual is now a friend with benefits.

and keep doing the back off thing. make her contact you.
 

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lol she whips ur **** out and you think shes a virgin
 

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scribblec said:
lol she whips ur **** out and you think shes a virgin
i whipped it out. she wanted to see how big it was. said she only saw pictures of d's
 
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