"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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She asked me for a fault of mine...

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Id been teasing her about being deformed, silly and adorable, coz she mentioned she had slight wonky ears and she asked me to share a fault of mine with her....

I said "Im perfect, apart from my high expectations in bed because im a very selfish lover and i get intrigued by deformed silly adorable hot girls"

What would you of said?

She just said to me "Ah well both of those could be your downfall as you wont find my girls who enjoying giving rather than recieving and deformed silly adorable hot girls are quite rare also"
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Well, the answer you are looking for is.


Yup. That's it. That is the way you should have handled it. Now since I helped you with advice you gotta help me with advice.

Okay, so I'm kind of hungry. What do you guys think I should have as a snack right now? Cheetos? A healthy apple? Some pie?

PLEAAASEEE!!! OH PLEASE HELP ME!! I cannot make decisions by MYSelf!! What should I do? What ever will I do? I need input guys!
 

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this is a trivial thread. Mods, please remove.
 
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Sooooo..... you guys havent answered my question. Should I eat the pie? Or just look at it?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I have the male version of one breast bigger than the other. <smile>

Something non-sense'ical with a little flirt always works.
 
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